woogiee Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I always find this to be a fun discussion, as Im a big zombie flick fan Ive actually thought about this. First off Id Board up all the windows and doors and bring all of my family upstairs (I live upstairs with my parents and sister in a 2 story apartment building and my Grandmother and Aunt live downstairs) along with all of the food and drinks that are down there. Mind you this would only be temporary until the food runs out and the zombies are a little more spread out and easier to avoid. Id then Take my Dad's Fed Ex and my Aunt's Fiance's pick-up and outfit them similar to the Buses in Dawn of the Dead and make a run for it to a very low population area while restocking along the way if possible. And from there I would just kind fo keep moving if necassary or until we come across a "safe zone", like a fortified city or some such and try to live a normal life again. I none of that goes as planned and I know Im going to die... then I go down swinging and take out as many zombies as I can. So, what would you do in that situation? Also i realize that this isnt very likely to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'd head for Wyoming. Only half a million people spread over a hundred thousand square miles. Sounds like a good bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Head to Best Buy and pick up a new TV and a new computer monitor. Then I'd board up the door to my basement and play Oblivion, surf the intarwebs, and figure out where to put my new TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Well, it depends... If they're slow zombies, I'd find a minigun and some grenades and just push them over if they got to close... If they're fast zombies, I'd sprint to the nearest mall (that's not where I'm going with this;)) find a katana store, consume the entire contents of a GNC store, and hack my way to the next GNC, with my vitamin-mineral-steroid-kryptonite fueled fury I'll be invincible, I'll worry about withdrawl when they're all dead... Finally, I'd also kill all humans I find except for several incredibly sexy and fertile young women... Last man on earth...Hail to the king baby:naughty: Why has no one ever made a movie about that??? Q. If you eat a fast zombie, do you get the runs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimic666 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'd use the force to control the Zombies with the force and command them to stay away from the Women and children, then Finally, I'd also kill all humans exept for the ones that post here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Just give me a crowbar and a motor scooter. I'll take care of your little zombie problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 [qoute=mimic]exept for the ones that post here No, you all are almost as crazy as me, and there can only be ONE:D @Bobba, LOL You should weld some of those sweet chariot razor wheels on there, and maybe a peanut butter launcher:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimic666 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Almost? ALMOST????? just be glad I didn't elaborate any further... kidding, but serious about my first post on this thread and it's "quote" lol. I would either do what I typed in my first post on this thread or use Male Humans as shields, and shoot the zombies at the sun with a Zombie Cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 After changing my pants, I'd probably board up the house and sit in a corner with the biggest knife in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Just give me a chain-saw and a motor scooter. I'll take care of your little zombie problem. Fixed! Personally I'd like something rapid-fire, large caliber, and preferably belt-fed... yeah. Oh and a large capacity 12-gague for up close and personal work. I already have a suit of chainmail so I can stop them from biting me at least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'd put the pina coladas away and go to bed, hoping that in the morning a nightmare scenario like this would be about as real as those pink banthas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 @RH, You just have those suits lying around the house, do you? Actually, yes... be prepared that's my motto! -RH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Well living in the country in Montana, I'd only have to deal with around 20 undead zombie neighbors. And considering, I own a 12 gauge shotgun, a 30-06 for those long shots, a .357 magnum revolver, a .22 rifle and a .22 pistol, I have near fifty rounds at my disposal without reloading. My tactic: Find an elevated spot and celebrate an early hunting season by liberating my @$$hole neighbors (well some of them are) from their tragic curse. Assuming that whatever plague turns humans to zeds, doesn't affect the game animals, I would be pretty well set for life on food and water right where I am. Ahhh, Montana life. Great for every day. Great for a Zombie apocolypse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 eh, climb a tree with a large supply og sharp projectiles, or maybe grab my (plastic...)lightsabers and hope the force will be with me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdKnightR Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'd probably lose my mind and be frightened to death before the first attack came my way. I'm necrophobic and I HATE zombie films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Gun shop, hardware store, sports store-> backwoods camping equipment-> blades aisle. These are all the places I would head to, then I would promptly acquire a heavy duty recreational motor vehicle armed out the ass with an assortment of guns, heavy tools/power tools, and several machetes and axes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Well I would just bum around til someone gets me, but... The mall isn't such a bad idea. I mean, you finally get to use all those goodies before you die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantzen Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I live in a small village with maybe 100-200 people, so i could probaly just stay here, but the bad thing would be that i dont have any wepons except some knifes and a baseball bat. But one of my neighbours is a hunter, so i could brake in at him, then take his rifle and barricade me in on the second floor and block the stairs, but sooner or later i would run out of food, so the smartest idea would be to get a car and get the hell out, and drive around and stop at small places and resupply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaelastraz Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Zombies are generally slow, really. So, I would find myself a sword! And some neat Kevlar west, a helmet. Everypart of my body has to be covered either with thick lether or Kevlar! And then i go on rampage! A shotgun, with a tremendous amount of ammo would do it too i suppose. But what if i can't find Kevlar wests, Swords or shotguns? I'd take a baseball bat and run for my live. I'd escape into a big forest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Well, since zombies don't exist I guess I would kick back and relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 i was about to add that little gem of information... *suddenly repents as zombie bursts from ground* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthOxyClean Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I would board up the house. Then I would sit down and have a conversation with God. "What ever happened to the plagues, Antichrist, and demons? I don't recall reading anything about zombies in the Bible!!!! What? You let Satan take over for awhile? WTF!!!!! Well, How do we kill them? Holy water?!? :swear:"[/commentsthatcouldgetmeintrouble] Then I would sit and await the end, with some garlic and holy water in my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Haul all the Ammo Boxes and Firearms up on the roof and kick out the ladder, and then I'll realize I accidentally left the dog in the house, and I spose I'd better haul his fat ass up on the roof too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Garlic and Holy water? Maybe, if they were vampires. For zombies (according to movies and video games) the best remedy would be a grenade, a bazooka, or a flamethrower. But I still claim they don't exist. *Kicks back and starts to relax* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthOxyClean Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 "Well, God, How do we kill them? Holy water?!? "[/commentsthatcouldgetmeintrouble] Then I would sit and await the end, with some garlic and holy water in my hands.[/Quote] Garlic and Holy water? Maybe, if they were vampires. For zombies (according to movies and video games) the best remedy would be a grenade, a bazooka, or a flamethrower. Thats what I tried to tell God!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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