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I always find this to be a fun discussion, as Im a big zombie flick fan Ive actually thought about this.

 

First off Id Board up all the windows and doors and bring all of my family upstairs (I live upstairs with my parents and sister in a 2 story apartment building and my Grandmother and Aunt live downstairs) along with all of the food and drinks that are down there.

 

Mind you this would only be temporary until the food runs out and the zombies are a little more spread out and easier to avoid. Id then Take my Dad's Fed Ex and my Aunt's Fiance's pick-up and outfit them similar to the Buses in Dawn of the Dead and make a run for it to a very low population area while restocking along the way if possible. And from there I would just kind fo keep moving if necassary or until we come across a "safe zone", like a fortified city or some such and try to live a normal life again.

 

I none of that goes as planned and I know Im going to die... then I go down swinging and take out as many zombies as I can.

 

So, what would you do in that situation?

 

Also i realize that this isnt very likely to happen :p

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Well, it depends...

 

If they're slow zombies, I'd find a minigun and some grenades and just push them over if they got to close...

 

If they're fast zombies, I'd sprint to the nearest mall (that's not where I'm going with this;)) find a katana store, consume the entire contents of a GNC store, and hack my way to the next GNC, with my vitamin-mineral-steroid-kryptonite fueled fury I'll be invincible, I'll worry about withdrawl when they're all dead...

 

Finally, I'd also kill all humans I find except for several incredibly sexy and fertile young women...

Last man on earth...Hail to the king baby:naughty:

 

Why has no one ever made a movie about that???

 

Q. If you eat a fast zombie, do you get the runs?

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Almost? ALMOST????? just be glad I didn't elaborate any further... kidding, but serious about my first post on this thread and it's "quote" lol.

 

I would either do what I typed in my first post on this thread or use Male Humans as shields, and shoot the zombies at the sun with a Zombie Cannon.

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Just give me a chain-saw and a motor scooter. I'll take care of your little zombie problem.

Fixed! :xp:

 

Personally I'd like something rapid-fire, large caliber, and preferably belt-fed... yeah. Oh and a large capacity 12-gague for up close and personal work.

 

I already have a suit of chainmail so I can stop them from biting me at least! ;)

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Well living in the country in Montana, I'd only have to deal with around 20 undead zombie neighbors. And considering, I own a 12 gauge shotgun, a 30-06 for those long shots, a .357 magnum revolver, a .22 rifle and a .22 pistol, I have near fifty rounds at my disposal without reloading.

 

My tactic: Find an elevated spot and celebrate an early hunting season by liberating my @$$hole neighbors (well some of them are) from their tragic curse.

 

Assuming that whatever plague turns humans to zeds, doesn't affect the game animals, I would be pretty well set for life on food and water right where I am.

 

Ahhh, Montana life. Great for every day. Great for a Zombie apocolypse.

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Gun shop, hardware store, sports store-> backwoods camping equipment-> blades aisle. These are all the places I would head to, then I would promptly acquire a heavy duty recreational motor vehicle armed out the ass with an assortment of guns, heavy tools/power tools, and several machetes and axes.

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I live in a small village with maybe 100-200 people, so i could probaly just stay here, but the bad thing would be that i dont have any wepons except some knifes and a baseball bat. But one of my neighbours is a hunter, so i could brake in at him, then take his rifle and barricade me in on the second floor and block the stairs, but sooner or later i would run out of food, so the smartest idea would be to get a car and get the hell out, and drive around and stop at small places and resupply

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Zombies are generally slow, really.

 

So, I would find myself a sword! And some neat Kevlar west, a helmet. Everypart of my body has to be covered either with thick lether or Kevlar! And then i go on rampage!

 

A shotgun, with a tremendous amount of ammo would do it too i suppose.

 

But what if i can't find Kevlar wests, Swords or shotguns? :(

 

I'd take a baseball bat and run for my live. I'd escape into a big forest!

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I would board up the house. Then I would sit down and have a conversation with God.

 

"What ever happened to the plagues, Antichrist, and demons? I don't recall reading anything about zombies in the Bible!!!! What? You let Satan take over for awhile? WTF!!!!! Well, How do we kill them? Holy water?!? :swear:"[/commentsthatcouldgetmeintrouble]

 

Then I would sit and await the end, with some garlic and holy water in my hands.

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Garlic and Holy water? Maybe, if they were vampires. For zombies (according to movies and video games) the best remedy would be a grenade, a bazooka, or a flamethrower. But I still claim they don't exist.

*Kicks back and starts to relax*

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"Well, God, How do we kill them? Holy water?!? "[/commentsthatcouldgetmeintrouble]

 

Then I would sit and await the end, with some garlic and holy water in my hands.[/Quote]

 

Garlic and Holy water? Maybe, if they were vampires. For zombies (according to movies and video games) the best remedy would be a grenade, a bazooka, or a flamethrower.

 

Thats what I tried to tell God!!!!

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