The Doctor Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I found this on KotORForce. It's incredible. You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven. Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Who Are Sent There? | Score Purgatory | Repenting Believers | Extreme Level 1 - Limbo | Virtuous Non-Believers | Very High Level 2 | Lustful | Low Level 3 | Gluttonous | Low Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious | Very Low Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy | Very Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Heretics | Very Low Level 7 | Violent | Very Low Level 8- the Malebolge | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus | Treacherous | Very Low This can only mean one thing: I win Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Source Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Its a spinoff of Dante's Inferno. Hehehe... I will check it out. Add:Edit:: The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | High Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate Level 2 | Moderate Level 3 | Low Level 4 | Low Level 5 | Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge | Low Level 9 - Cocytus | Low Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Apparently I'm a good dancer going to Limbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 You wusses. Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. Here is how you matched up against all the levels: (Click on a level for more info) Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful Very High Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme Level 7 Violent Extreme Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High Livin' easy, livin' free Season ticket on a one-way ride Askin' nothin', leave me be Takin' everything in my stride Don't need reason, don't need rhyme Ain't nothin' that'll ever do Goin' down! Party time, My friends are gonna be there too...yeah, I'm on the Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiighway to Hell... And my wife made it to level 7. Took me by surprise. I always thought I was the more evil one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Source Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^^ Wow. Uh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Heh. Don't mess with the Mace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Great, I'm going to the sixth level of hell punished to spend all of eternity with the likes of Jaun Peron, Idi Amin,Stalin, Mao, and Jerry Lewis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Aw, I get to go to Purgatory and escape Hell. Did anyone notice that they don't ask you if you lied on the test? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Looks like I'm headed to the 6th level of hell. Wooha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | High Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate Level 2 | Low Level 3 | Low Level 4 | High Level 5 | Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | Low Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low well, it could've been worst I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clone L68362 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Pfft, I'm goin where I'm goin. I don't need a test to tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Oh Snap! TRUMP CARD!!! Get out of jail free, pass go, collect $200, and get a free Boardwalk:lol: Test answer: Not Applicable:xp: Isn't the city of Dis where you go after one to many "Yo Mama" jokes:lol: It cracks me up whenever someone tries to make it sound so dang complicated:rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 I already have a deal struck... I'm going to be one of the elevator operators. I'll get to bootleg hot water to heaven and ice water to hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 I'ver seen this before and possibly on Ahto itself... I'm not Christian, so this may not completely apply for me. But like last time, I arrive on: The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis! Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 @RH, Cuz Johnny gotz to have his rice an ramen noodles up here:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 hot damn! level 9 for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavlos Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Tragically the place where I am going has been closed. Limbo. Apparantly I'm a virtuous non-believer, but I don't swallow any of it. Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low <-- I said I wouldn't repent my sins . Level 1 - Limbo | Very High <-- Limbus... I wonder if the gate keeper will like me? Level 2 | Low Level 3 | Low Level 4 | Low Level 5 | Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | High <-- This might be something to do with saying "I don't believe in God." Level 7 | Low Level 8- the Malebolge | Low Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate <-- Don't know what's going on here Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 haha. i'm in purgatory. ah well, thats better than i deserve anyway being a commando, killing driods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiEND_138 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 7th Level Purgatory - very low Lvl 1 - very low Lvl 2 - very high Lvl 3 - high Lvl 4-8 - extreme Lvl 9 - very high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Last time I did it, purgatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Hmm...i might have a problem in there You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. How nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantzen Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous Low Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low Level 7 Violent Low Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Can't help but wonder where Darth Vader would've ended up. That's something that's always bugged me about RotJ. I mean, after living almost his entire adult life in evil, killing children, choking people from across the room, and blowing up planets, all Darth Vader has to do is kill Palpatine and say he's sorry at the very end and boom, he gets to be all spiffed up in the Jedi afterlife and stand right alongside Obi-Wan and Yoda, who for all his nine-hundred-plus years of serving the light and resisting the dark side STILL looks like a crumpled salamander. The Jedi are a lot like Catholics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 The Jedi are a lot like Catholics... Well, the Catholic Church may have been amongst the inspirations for the Jedi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Can't help but wonder where Darth Vader would've ended up. That's something that's always bugged me about RotJ. I mean, after living almost his entire adult life in evil, killing children, choking people from across the room, and blowing up planets, all Darth Vader has to do is kill Palpatine and say he's sorry at the very end and boom, he gets to be all spiffed up in the Jedi afterlife and stand right alongside Obi-Wan and Yoda, who for all his nine-hundred-plus years of serving the light and resisting the dark side STILL looks like a crumpled salamander. The Jedi are a lot like Catholics... I'm a Christian, but not a Roman Catholic myself, but my Catholic friend got a kick out of this. He explained that if that was true, then Yoda and the Pope are interchangable. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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