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All of you Purgatory people are LIARS!!!! I'm proud to say I scored a: Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

 

The rest:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low

Level 2 Lustful High

Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low

Level 7 Violent High

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

 

And I'm damn proud of it :D

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

 

Level | Who Are Sent There? | Score

 

Purgatory | Repenting Believers | Extreme

Level 1 - Limbo | Virtuous Non-Believers | Very High

Level 2 | Lustful | Low

Level 3 | Gluttonous | Low

Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious | Very Low

Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy | Very Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Heretics | Very Low

Level 7 | Violent | Very Low

Level 8- the Malebolge | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus | Treacherous | Very Low

 

This can only mean one thing: I win Life.

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These tests always say I'm a good dancer for some reason. :xp:

 

First Level of Hell - Limbo

 

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

 

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

Level Who are sent there? Score

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High

Level 2 Lustful Very Low

Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High

Level 7 Violent Low

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

 

Not bad, but some of the questions are odd, to say the least. I don't think Dante had Grand Theft Auto and Halo in mind when he wrote his book.

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I don't need these dangdoodleydee tests. I've read the book. :xp:

 

The book is very cool. Where else can you put your enemies but in Hell?

 

It's 'wangdoodledee'. Gotta get it right. :xp:

 

I scored high in:

Purgatory (big surprise)

Level 3 Gluttonous (I do love chocolate, cheesecake, and Luigi's pizza)

Level 2 Lustful (that'll make Jimbo very happy)

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The book is very cool. Where else can you put your enemies but in Hell?

 

The gates of it. Getting stung by sworms of bees naked with worms lapping up your blood sounds unpleasant, though nowhere nearly as bad as the lower levels. The punishments in the eight level were certainly the most diverse.

 

It's 'wangdoodledee'. Gotta get it right. :xp:

 

My deepest of apologies. I shall strive to remember your crazy phrases better in the future. :xp:

 

Level 2 Lustful (that'll make Jimbo very happy)

 

I bet it won't, as I have a feeling it's directed towards a certain elven archer. :xp:

 

Three different acores? What, did you fib on the first one? Oh well, I'll pay good money to get up there. Or I'll at least try and get RedHawke to give me his job. :p

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I have been banished to the third level of Hell. Woe to me but then again I am not perfect.

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | High

Level 1 - Limbo | High

Level 2 | Very Low

Level 3 | Very High

Level 4 | Low

Level 5 | Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low

Level 7 | Low

Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

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Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Low

Level 2 | Low

Level 3 | High

Level 4 | High

Level 5 | High

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High

Level 7 | Low

Level 8- the Malebolge | High

Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

 

All very interesting but what the hell does it mean. Do i get my own city?

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To the second level of hell I go.

 

...where the wind bellows and the sea does in a tempest in a place mute of all light. This is the realm where the lustful spend etenity.

 

Here sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions.

 

I have somehow betrayed reason at the behest of my appetite for pleasure and so I am doomed to remain here with the likes of Cleopatra and Helen of Troy.

 

 

So let me get this straight.

I am to spend eternity being blown around in the dark with Helen of Troy and Cleopatra?

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low

Level 2 | High

Level 3 | Moderate

Level 4 | High

Level 5 | Very High

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High

Level 7 | Moderate

Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High

Level 9 - Cocytus | High

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To the second level of hell I go.

So let me get this straight.

I am to spend eternity being blown around in the dark with Helen of Troy and Cleopatra?

 

:rofl:

To the Hotel Asylum sewer with you for that one! :lol:

 

 

I bet it won't, as I have a feeling it's directed towards a certain elven archer.

Who says Jimbo's not?

God, it's good to be married. :D

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