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Right, so... 600 million people jumping will save us from global warming.  

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  1. 1. Right, so... 600 million people jumping will save us from global warming.



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World Jump Day

 

Theory: If 600 million people jump at the same time at just the right time, it'll shift Earth's orbit and save us from global warming.

 

Now who's gonna be jumpin' tomorrow:cool:?

...No. Not me.

 

 

(It might set off an earthquake that you can actually feel, though. So it won't be for nothing. And hey, you're burning fats:p).

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:eyeraise: How do people come up with this stuff?

 

No, I'm not jumping since 1) I don't think 600 million people will be jumping at the same time tomorrow and 2) I don't think 600 million people jumping at the same time will have any effect on global warming. :roleyess:

 

Hey, WTF? is leading WTF? by one vote! :lol:

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Here's an added twist to this bizarre idea: if the same number of people jump on opposite sides of the earth, won't it stay in the same place? :eek:

 

 

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OMG!!! It would cause the Earth to implode in on itself!! I'll wake up in China!

 

 

Crap. I don't speak Chinese...

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Here's a better idea: Detonate every nuke in the world in the exact same place at the exact same time. All the conventional explosives, too.

 

Let's just see what that does.

 

Now we just need to decide on a place... Hmmm... New Jersey, maybe? ;):D

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Here's a better idea: Detonate every nuke in the world in the exact same place at the exact same time. All the conventional explosives, too.

 

Let's just see what that does.

 

Now we just need to decide on a place... Hmmm... New Jersey, maybe? ;):D

No, it should be Massachusetts. :p

 

Even if we could change earth's orbit, it wouldn't be a good idea.

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Speaking of which, wouldn't the detonation of the Tsar Bomba(Largest nuclear bomb ever detonated -50 megatons of TNT- create more force than 600 million people jumping?

 

The math is actually pretty simple. It's just a matter of comparing the mass of Earth versus the force needed to accelerate it against the gravity of the sun. However, I'm too lazy to look up the formulas and the numbers.

 

But given how much force it takes to accelerate a space shuttle (109,000 kg) up out of the atmosphere takes god only knows how much force.. When you compare that to 5.9742×10^24 kg (the mass of the Earth), the Earth is 54,809,174,311,926,605,505 (or 54.8 quintillion, or 54 millions of millions of millions) times more massive than the space shuttle.

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The Day After Tomorrow.

 

Actually.

 

:p

 

Ah, hahahaha!

 

 

 

 

This isn't a very original idea. I've seen a million "Ask Mr. Science" questions asking, "If everyone in China jumped off a chair at the same time, would anything happen?" People are too tiny compared to good ol' Earth. *pat pat*

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I might miss the time by 2 seconds and screw it all up...

If they were smart they would've done this on a day where they set up a bunch of hard rock and metal shows so people would actually be jumping. more jumps, more people is probably better than 5 people at the same time.

 

At least you'd have good music to listen too.

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..w..t..f..?

 

Who is to say that the earth won't go in the other direction, if it DID actually move, I mean? I mean, then it would speed up global warming and we'd be screwed even faster. I mean, scientists already are saying that because of global warming all plant life will die off within 100 years, do you really want it to be even sooner? GAH people are stupid.

 

That's of course, assuming that anything like this is remotely possibly :p

 

But you do gotta admit, they've gotten LOTS of believers. 599 Million people? Holy crap.

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Except, they're probably counting on the fact that half of the world will be sleeping while the other half is jumping? Because it's happening at midnight for me, so most (normal :p) people wouldn't bother staying up just to jump.

 

EDIT: Wow they're popular, every time you refresh the page the members counter goes up O_O

 

Watch it all be a scheme just to get 600,000,000 email addresses :p

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i've just given the second option a nudge into the lead. i think it's values and such are much more clearer than the first. >_>

 

i for one am not doing this... much more conventional and realistic ideas catch me. Why dont we all just turn the bl**dy lights off when we leave a room?

 

and just for the fun of it :

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