TSR Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Yes, its finally arrived. And unless he himself, or the calendar is lying, it's RJM'S BIRTHDAY! Have a good one, you psychotic maniac you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Oh noes! Wait...oh yes! Congrats, RJM, may you have a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 OMFG, I can now imagine a long rambling about something that is going to end up being absolutely pointless. Happy Birthday, you old kook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Q'ol Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Happy B day RJM, the mad, mix-master of MOJO! The world is yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Double Hugs and Kisses for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremia Skywalk Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I sometimes wonder how come i never get threads like this Yeah yeah, happy birthday and stuff. Remember that Voltron can' t be incomplete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Happy Birthday, hope you have a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 Double Hugs and Kisses for you! Double? I think you're not telling us something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Double? I think you're not telling us something... Knowing RJM, he's scizo to the bone, and thus, must be given double (triple, who knows?) hugs and kisses. Yes, sharp Prime is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 About as sharp as a spoon...HE NEEDS QUADRUPLE THE HUGGLES AND KISSLES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Happy Birthday RJM, my present for you is a ticket in Jae's Hotel Asylum. And TheSuperRodian, you sometimes qualify for RJM's insanity... Thinking about it, where is the Birthday boy? Or man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Birthday man, that crazy kook. Hope you get buried by your own craziness you Happy Birthdayer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Happy birthday. REDJOHNNYMIKE CONGRATZ! I always knew your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 RedJohnnyMike Herbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 "You have a right to be senile and you don't care who knows it!" Being a Compendium of Wit, Wisdom, and Whatever-you-call-it from RedJohnnyMike, the Mojorific Poobah of Ahto, on his 21st Birthday. Compiled in craziness by Emperor Devon and Jae Onasi Chapter 1: Join a Forum, Pick a Name…. RJM has declared that all names should never change, even if you first choose “Hi, Like, I’m Totally Awesome, Like, Gag Me With a Geek” : Here's a brilliant idea (I'm sure we come up with a lot of these ourselves dont we?) hows about you try a little planning ahead, a little preemptive strategy, and just attempt to formulate a screenname that works the first time you frickin tell it to someone! Wow, you're brilliant johnny, what would we do without you:xp: Name: John M. Nick: RED LF SN: REDJOHNNYMIKE Other SNs: REDJOHNNYMIKE, none Email: REDJOHNNYMIKE What you think it is the first time: REDJOHNNYMIKE What you think it is subsequent times: REDJOHNNYMIKE WOWz0RZ, using the same name for most communication actually makes sense, and prevents you from getting all confused and bothering nice lady Jae for brain clearing stimulants! on a side note, online gaming handles don't count:xp: When he’s not griping about changes in Forum Names, however, he’s very welcoming to new folks. Who can resist this welcome? OOOOOOHHHHH NEW PERSON NEW PERSON!!!! CanIkeepit?canicanicanicanicanicanicaniplease????! !!!! Jae and ED, are mostest nemesi, but I luvz them both vewy much...*hugglz Jae'n'ED*!!!11!!11! Mommy says that I am a very special boy and a unique individual that can still contribute to society We're not scary, just vewy vewy friendly Of course, he would not be Mojorific if he did not dispense much needed advice to newbies—we’ve locked him in Hotel Asylum, but somehow with that internet basement thing, he keeps popping back up. We’ll work on that some more. Welome nuwbee! Advice: 1. Don't take anything I say seriously 2. Take everything I say seriously 3. Seriously, take everything I say 4. Try and spell things correctly, failure to do this results crybaby rants 5. Random Shrubbery 6. Don't mention anything related to Deities, Religion, Faith, Politics, or Universal Origins, even if you can do so in a calm, rational manner. These subjects are far to complicated and relevant for some of the minds here to tolerate. (this too results in crybabies) 7. Star Wars is pretty nice 8. Shiny things are shiny 9. If you need smokey things visit Sithy, if you need coffee things ask StingerHS, if you need someone to lecture you on personal safety sit in on one of Momma Jae's lectures, if you're bored annoy the admins, if you have any modding skills Holowan is your new cell, and if you're dying for something random, insane, or of a MOJOFunkarific nature seek me out! 10. There is no spork!!!? Barring that, there’s the pithy version of the above greeting: Welcome anonymous freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 You would have gotten away with it Herbie, if it weren't for that meddling "last edited by" mark... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 RJM is in the Construction Trade. If you’re wondering whether that’s a good thing or not, so are we, especially after he posted his suggested names for his new construction company. RED's Residential Erections (We Form Legendary Structures) I picked up a 30 foot wall too fast earlier today and proceded to drop it straight down on my brain. HIGH TESTOSTERONE DOES DAMAGE BRAIN CELLS!!! Ahhh, I just remembered my actual first post... Treated 4X4 6' long (give or take an 1/8") I think it's a part of someone's deck right now. avoid it like the plague........resulting in cuts, scratches, bruises, burns, aches, pains, and other fun stuff I've simply passed out in half painted closet.... just be glad you don't have to swap out old furnaces in small wet basements Personally I'd like more girls on the job you do grunt work having sex with piles of woodchippers.... When asked to diagnose the cause of a ‘giant hole in the ceiling’…. If you live in an apartment building my first guess would be newlyweds. Sometimes the chemicals used in construction apparently have ah, unusual effects. "Behold! As I was creating an artistic masterpiece from a previously uncared for domicile this morn, the chemically diverse evaporants (no doubt laced with midichlorians) seemed to rise from the walls and various decorative trimpieces as if lifted aloft by a thousand and five flying tigers, soaring juggernauts with an unstoppable momentum not of this world, I was instantaneously pulled crashing through the dimensional barriers and slit through the nets of time, I found myself in an unbeliveable realm where I could instantly comprehend the entirety of sporting history past, present, and even a few seconds past the beginning of a sport surpassing football, I ground to a halt at one particular moment... I stood motionless as the clock ran out and an eternal army of orange and black rushed as a single civilization ending wave crashing onto a field of green to enjoy the spoils of a Superbowl Championship, and as a young woman wearing only a blue and yellow sweater got down on her knees and slowly undid the fly of my scarlet and grey shorts I looked upon my upcoming football season... And it was good..." Industrial strength floor cleaner/stripper/degreaser... you just open the lid, pour into cup, then read the directions on the side... "WARNING!!! May cause physological or neurological dam@VK Ajfgm $(^)tnmt A)%MGKA Fsposure may result 1m ajgngonsmgg oooooooooooooooh preeeeeeeeeeetty shapes...... OH TEH NOES CLOWN CANT DIE, CLOWN KILLS YOU, REBOOT CLOWN!!!!! I have a dream!!! That all squirrels are created equal! And that 6X9 is in fact 42 just as it says in the book of Ridiculations Chapter 49 verse 32!!!! And it goes on to say... When I go out, I play in the street, I get hit by cars, I make mashed potatoes, I get hit by cars! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen" NUFF SED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Happy Birthday, and 'Neewom!', O sesquipedalio-spoonic one. May a happy hour shine upon the star of this moment, and may all your children be named 'Bob', regardless of gender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 There is a secret side of RJM, involving dressing in unusual ways and the use of leather. We shall crossdress together!!!! Don't forget to pack the good ol enchanted elven armor:lol: Feagl, *looks down at chest* Your hairdresser is frickin stoopid So for female characters who wear the "outfit" they could choose some stilettos or some long buckled up leather boots (with matching whip ) I'm the freakin princess of sexy goth chicks, bow before my power! Now, by Trekkie law you must wear red shirts and go to a convention together. Like zOMG! Did you Batmans suit? It was sooo fabu. And like how the S totally brings out Superman's eyes and abs. And don't even get me started on Spidey's tasty little outfit, I took one look and shot web, Meow girlfriend!! Can anyone else picture Handmaiden in a wife beater? How Dare You Put Clothes On My Army!!! Jae, Maybe if I don't use the thong... I eat out of my socks all year 33. Why are my pants so tight I have no clue where my jeans are from (dockers or fubu? ) the nickname lasted for months until some lingerie manufacturer infringed on our copyrightniz I like my monkeypants just fine I inverse the polarity of my deflection shields and label you a crossdresser as well good sir! NO PANTS!!! NO PANTS!!! NO PANTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Woo! Happy Birthday Johnny! ~hugz~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 As Mojorific Grand Poobah of the Red Powah Movement, RJM has created a unique vision of himself and the Red Movement. Apparently I'm so awesomest that they named a band after me An artists rendering of the sexiest man on earth. *BREEP BREEP BREEP* Mojo of this thread dropping to BOGUS level!!! Are you of the RED POWAH? Now that you're out of the closet you are mandatorily drafted into the Ahto Red Power Movement Do not even attempt deception upon the Grand Poobah. How will the RED DRAGONS (along with our Black Panther brothers) continue to seize power with Red exploitation such as this. you are too weak for the mighty TECHNIC:cool: YOU ALL GET BIG FRICKIN HUGE MOJO BONUS!!! if you do feel you are the victim of sexual harrassment or any other actions of an anti-MOJO nature, just let me know and I'll perform free dental surgery on the hostile The presence of such higher intelligence and MOJO caused their demonic little heads to become explodey. He was attempting to reach Red-like levels of innuendo, couldn't handle it, and got batman and spiderman confused:xp: Red Rain? Red Johnny? Anyone else thinking catastrophic infection resulting in the hottest new superhero ever?! Never really got into prescription drugs. I've never even went to a hospital for more than allergy related issues. Stupid invincibility! Making me miss all the happy days. You know that's one thing they never warn you about when you accept Christ, that God Mode=1:xp: Personality, Agility, and Endurance are some of my highest attributes, so it would be cool if every dialog ended in "sexy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Happy B-day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Happy Birthday Johnny! Remember my birthday is exactly one month, better remember or I'll off myself on Stickam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 You Evil Ahtonaut, Jae! I spend several hours digging up RJM's posts, and now you've decided to steal them from me!? Thief!! Ah, well. I'll steal something of yours. Memo on RJM's Brain From: Kotor Sewage Treatment Plant To: Everyone, but Especially Those Who Still Have Pure Minds Re: Disposition of RJM's Brain We regret to inform everyone that RJM's brain has been rejected by the Sewage Treatment Plant. The reason for this is a. excess contamination with filth and b. inadequate facilities to clean this dirty mind, in spite of the fact that we filter and process about 5 million tons of crap a day, probably because he got that internet in his basement not too long ago. We reported RJM's appearance in our plant to both the Sith and Jedi Standards for Cleanliness, and they, in a rare fit of agreement, have declared his dirt load to be greater than the capacity of this plant, second only to Sithy (who was rejected decades ago, nay, before he was even born because even the Force foresaw his 'abilities'.). Rather than throw his mind into the sea where it would cause irreparable damage to the ecosystem of purity, we have elected to either let it continue to fester in the gutter forever, bury it, or some other as-yet-undetermined action (suggestions welcome). We are currently awaiting the arrival of the Level 1 Hazmat suits from the Centers for Disease Control in order to have the option of executing the latter 2 choices. If you should encounter his brain, remember that it is terribly contaminated. Please do not pick it up, communicate with it, touch it, or in any other way make contact with it. Run away with your eyes closed, mouth shut, and ears plugged. If you are accidentally dirtied, please first dunk yourself in an entire tank of disinfectant and follow up with a 6 hour long shower. Following that, contact both your primary care practitioner and the Centers for Disease Control for further instructions. IV antibiotics are generally required to combat this biohazard. We thank you for your attention on the matter of RJM's brain, and hope you will not find yourself too contaminated with his mere thoughts. We now return you to a hopefully fruitful discussion of Kotor Legos. Happy birthday, RJM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Conbobulations Congratulations! I think Jae out did everyone in the gift department. @ED: I only skimmed Jae's posts, so I didn't see your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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