jon_hill987 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Especially if it is in the film Jackass. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm "And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was." That bit made me laugh most though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 If you're dumb enough to stick fireworks down there, you deserve to have a burned rectum... Man people are dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 How much alcohol was involved here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Too much, clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 WTF?! There is something wrong going up there. (if you get both meanings, i give you props) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 So stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 How much alcohol was involved here? Enough to start a fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 almost a Darwin Award Nominee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 What the **** was he on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Jackass. No, literally, jackass. I read that is what he was trying to copy off. *shrugs* idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 I believe the line He suffered a scorched colon... is one of the finest in WTF history. He got what he deserved, IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Jackass is stupid, he is stupid, private ownership of fireworks is stupid, and TV in general is a waste of time. Think that covers it all:). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manoman81 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 You know, I thought that they put the disclaimer at the beginning of the movie for a reason. Apparently, some people just refuse to read... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 probably both, but if that kind of behavior floats his boat so be it...i bet he tries the matchbox car trick from jackass1 next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 probably both, but if that kind of behavior floats his boat so be it...i bet he tries the matchbox car trick from jackass1 next. Is that the one where is sticks it in his... and goes into hospital to get an x-ray? I bet they got the idea from the ass-ray room in scrubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 ...I think my dad did this when he was 17 or somthing. Except he stuck it on top of his head instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I wonder what it's like for him to poo. Must be painful and/or embarrASSing. Probably has a colostomy, now, actually, depending on how bad the damage was. Never, ever do anything that you don't want the Paramedics and ER staff to laugh about either behind your back or even in your face.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Never, ever do anything that you don't want the Paramedics and ER staff to laugh about either behind your back or even in your face.... A quote I live my life by every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 Yes but the toilet thing wasn't the guys fault, he was a victim, this chap was just a prink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 But seriously, don't ever take a look at where you're going to take a seat, especially not on a public toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 But seriously, don't ever take a look at where you're going to take a seat, especially not on a public toilet. Ok, so had he checked the seat he may have noticed the glue. he was till the victim of a horrible prank rather than his own stupidity though. maybe he was in too much of a hurry to check? It isn't like he put the glue there himself and then sat on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Prank-victim or not, in the end it was his own "stupidity" not to check, nonetheless. I mean, no hurry could keep me from checking, even if Mister Hanky is already lurking. Nope. And seriously, quite some coincidence that he is in a big hurry right when the seat is full of glue all over. Hard to find a reason not to see this when you step into the place. So, I don't really buy it. I smell attention-whoring and/or an attempt for getting money out of Wal-Mart. In fact, you don't know if he put the glue there himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 (see above) I admit if he put the glue there himself then he is as stupid as the arse with the fire work up his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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