Fredi Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Me and my friends were skating and I ollied over this wall, not knowing it was a 7 feet drop. I was unprepared. wow... I feel better now. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithRevan Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I think the stupidest and the most funny thing I have ever done was I ran into a glass door when I was trying to go out into my backyard... I had no idea it was there. Then if that were not bad enough my cat had seen me do it and later that night she ran smack into that door head on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I think the stupidest and the most funny thing I have ever done was I ran into a glass door when I was trying to go out into my backyard... I had no idea it was there. I had the exact opposite happen to me once . We had french windows in our old house and they were slid open. I was under the assumption that it was shut, seeing as glass is clean . I ran straight to the 'shut' window and put my hands out to stop myself on the glass. Tripped over the base and fell flat into the balcony. I was more surprised than hurt . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Tasers? Shock collars? Do I want to know? I'll tell you later...in private...<.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Record! Today i got trapped in a lift for 20 minutes. I had to hit the emergency alarm and they were trying to jimmy the doubles doors open on the other side for a good 10 mins. Long story short, turns out all i had to do was press the 'Open Doors' button. One way to get a reputation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caius Fett Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Heh I pulled the most boneheded stunt last nite. I got drunk and was watching ultimate fighting and was remembering my younger days when I could acctualy do some of that stuff and tried to do an axe kick and pulled my hamstring. Thing that sucks is I have to run a 5k tomorrow morning @ 6:45. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Record! Today i got trapped in a lift for 20 minutes. I had to hit the emergency alarm and they were trying to jimmy the doubles doors open on the other side for a good 10 mins. Long story short, turns out all i had to do was press the 'Open Doors' button. One way to get a reputation... You won't hear the end of that for awhile. Hope it didn't happen where you work/go to school. If so, did you get a new "petname" to rub it in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinkle Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Important safety tips: Don't drink 36 cans of Coke in one sitting (this was prior to the invention of Vanilla Coke. I shudder at that possibility). It's interesting to suddenly find yourself becoming a physical description of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle...or, in simpler terms, feeling like a cartoon character who escapes a bad situation and leaves a perfectly bunny- or coyote- shaped cloud of smoke in its place. Only in this case, they were spinkle-shaped and there were a lot more of them. I couldn't stay physically still for about 6 hours. Don't beerbong 4 cans of Minute Maid Orange Soda. The negative impact of this decision should be immediately obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSI Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Two versions: Nonsense Version: Once I made a drift in my Mercedes Benz SUV. That's the stupidest thing I've done. Serious Version: Well, I have done lots of stupid things, and I can't remember most of them. Well, one of them is to ride a bike in 40 mph, and got a head on with a car because I wanted to test which has greater momentum and kenitic energy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Galt Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 A friend of mine once had really bad motion sickness, so he stupidly took "like thirty" over the counter motion sickness pills. He said he started hallucinating, and he eventually saw everything he said pop up above his head in comic book-type speech bubbles. true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Down Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 I signed up for school.. - Ghost Down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Do not err.. balance on a mossy fence when you're male. >__________________> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinkle Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 A friend of mine once had really bad motion sickness, so he stupidly took "like thirty" over the counter motion sickness pills. He said he started hallucinating, and he eventually saw everything he said pop up above his head in comic book-type speech bubbles. true story. Um...he probably wasn't being honest about the motion sickness. I'm betting this "friend" also had a "really bad cough" that required 2-3 bottles of Robitussin DM =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Um...he probably wasn't being honest about the motion sickness. I'm betting this "friend" also had a "really bad cough" that required 2-3 bottles of Robitussin DM =) Naw, that was the prescription strength Robitussin with codeine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Drinked too much and kissed a ugly girl in school ..... That was very stupid Some people say you don't know someone 'til you've seen him/her drunk. Edit: I'm pretty stupid, so it's very didfficulty to name the stupidest one: Let's see: Once, I had a bike. It was beautiful, black, shining like a pearl. Oh, I noticed it's brakes weren't very good. Well, thing is, I was with my friends, and you know how stupid people gets when on a group of friends. So yeah, everything was fine, 'til everyone chosen to take a shorter way (to get faster at nowhere, actually) on a particularly long and high downhill. Well, not that high, if you have good brakes, that is. Jumping to Conclusion: I slammed on a tree to avoid being slammed by some cars passing by. After that, I was full of leaves and my ass hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I posted mine in the caffeine thread as well... Quite recently, I had to pull a few all-nighters to get some assignments done and handed in on time. By the third night, I was dead at my desk. So I thought to myself "You know what I need? A few of those energy drinks that people are ranting about these days". So I sent my brother to the corner store, being unable to support my own body weight myself, and told him to pick me up a few. Thing is, he knows how loaded they are. I don't. He got me five, and warned me to space them out, or I'd regret it. He suggested I drink one every two days at most. But I thought "Bah, he doesn't realise how tired I am. I'll need all five of them to keep myself awake through tonight". So I downed two of them in an hour, and the next three over the next two hours. I threw up about half an hour after finishing the last one. I had felt nauseas since the third, but wrote it off as hunger, not having eaten in two days - that was a mistake as well. For about a week afterward, I couldn't eat a thing without it coming back up, and I couldn't sit still, no matter how hard I tried. My ears were ringing for the entire week, and my vision was fuzzy for about a day. That's the stupidest thing I've done recently. Probably not the stupidest thing I've ever done, but it's definitely up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKnight707 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 From five energy drinks? Pssh. I can drink five and feel a little bit more energy and that's about it. I think. Never tried it, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinkle Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 @the doctor: you felt my 36-cans-of-Coke pain. Energy drinks are no ****ing around...most of them contain all kinds of wack crap most people should never put into their systems in dosages that really overdo it without being *quite* illegal...and yet Kava-Kava *is* now illegal, go figure (an herbal relaxant, and quite an effective one, at that, which was previously used in products like SoBe's Soothe Tea). FDA FTL. Some people find out the hard way they're seizure-prone because they don't understand exactly what they're putting into their systems. Read the damn labels plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Some people find out the hard way they're seizure-prone because they don't understand exactly what they're putting into their systems. Read the damn labels plz. You must admit that he was so tired that even ignored his wise brother advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Energy drink's a baby...I tend to take one before going out. Even after dancing for hours I won't sleep easily. Thoe things really hurt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 They're ridiculous, aye. I've vowed to never touch another one as long as I live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Even energy drinks don't keep me alive in the coma that is work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Demonius Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 well since you people are talking about energy drinks i downed 4 red bulls in 1 hour and i didn't feel a damn thing but thats because my body is used to a lot of caffeine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bee Hoon Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Walked into: 1. A drain right behind me. I just turned on my heels and fell in >.< 2. A hanging flowerpot. Erm, okay, singular usage isn't really appropriate there. That aside, there was this one time which doesn't really qualify as something I did... I sat on a medium sized slide (one of those themepark-esque ones, but smaller). All was nice and good until I turned the last corner, and there was someone sitting at the mouth of the slide. I was just paralysed with shock for the next 2 metres worth of slide, and... well. The girl was bawling like crazy despite the fact that she was none the worse for wear and I was smaller and skinnier than her anyway! I got a gash over my eye and a permanent urge to set a guard at the foot of every slide I sit on >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 @the doctor: you felt my 36-cans-of-Coke pain. Energy drinks are no ****ing around...most of them contain all kinds of wack crap most people should never put into their systems in dosages that really overdo it without being *quite* illegal...and yet Kava-Kava *is* now illegal, go figure (an herbal relaxant, and quite an effective one, at that, which was previously used in products like SoBe's Soothe Tea). FDA FTL. Some people find out the hard way they're seizure-prone because they don't understand exactly what they're putting into their systems. Read the damn labels plz. I wish I had known that... A few days ago (actually the last two days) was a huge party on XBox Live, like three days long. So my cousin who was over went out and got us some energy drinks. Well, we didn't know the best, so he asked the store clerk stocking them which is best for long term, and they gave us some weird off brand drink called Aftershock or something. So he came home with a dozen or so cans of this stuff, and we guzzle it. We fell nothing at all. And for the next day, with kept getting tired, and we kept drinking. Well last night, we were about to go to sleep, and then we instantly just wake up. And for the last two days I haven't been able to sleep. Maybe thats why they call it Aftershock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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