Help Identifying a Bug

[Datheus]

qwop

[leXX]

Sounds like The House Centipede to me.

[Datheus]

The board wasn't letting me post, but yes. /b/ just informed me that it's a house centipede.

 

I don't like them much. They move too fast for my tastes.

[leXX]

If I saw one of those, I'd run a mile. Bugs freak me out. ><

[ET Warrior]

I suppose this is a testament to my nerd level, but I read about identifying a bug and immediately pounced on this thread in hopes of a thread about programming.

 

And was immediately disappointed

[Pho3nix]

Catch it and and make it compete in Japanese bug fights.

 

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

[IG-64]

Catch it and and make it compete in Japanese bug fights.

 

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

 

That's awesome. That scorpion got totally owned.

 

 

Wait.. I'm supposed to be doing school right now.

 

Reminds me of this game.

 

Also, I just looked up house centipedes:

 

Dang! I've never seen that before.

[tk102]

I suppose this is a testament to my nerd level, but I read about identifying a bug and immediately pounced on this thread in hopes of a thread about programming.

 

And was immediately disappointed

 

I ditto that.

[MrWally]

@ ET: Hah, same here. I assumed he was having computer trouble of some sort.

 

@ IG: Daaang that's probably one of the coolest looking bugs I've ever seen.

 

I want one.

[jebbers]

I read in one of my entomology books that some centipedes have painful bites. So I'd squish this one just to be careful.

 

[/goes back into hiding]

[BongoBob]

 

GET YOUR SPACESHIPS!!1

[MrWally]

I read in one of my entomology books that some centipedes have painful bites. So I'd squish this one just to be careful.

 

[/goes back into hiding]

 

 

 

...

 

omg...

 

JEBBERS!!

[Dath Maximus]

eat it dath

[PR-0927]

Isn't Jebbers supposed to be disconnected from civilization or something?

 

He said he'd never come back.

 

I told him he was wrong.

 

I was right.

 

- PR-0927

[acdcfanbill]

all I know is that Mitch Hedberg and I are both Dosapede's

[Boba Rhett]

I demand that you kill it immediately.

[tk102]

Isn't Jebbers supposed to be disconnected from civilization or something?

 

He said he'd never come back.

He said it twice, but who's counting. Welcome back Jebbers.

[PR-0927]

Oh, and centipedes suck. We get some every once in a while in our basement. Those things smell HORRIBLE when killed (or bad in general).

 

I'd advise you to kill them quickly and not let them touch you. Millipedes are harmless, but full-grown centipedes (South American type) can paralyze a full-grown man for several hours (it happened to my 9th grade Advanced Biology teacher when he was visiting South America). I wouldn't want to find out what the small ones can do (still something mean, I'm sure), as they are carnivores.

 

- PR-0927

[Tyrion]

I wouldn't want to find out what the small ones can do (still something mean, I'm sure), as they are carnivores.

 

At least now I have an idea for the box-office horror movie that's going to rake in millions to fuel my obscenely avaricious desires of wanton debauchery: Century of the Centipede.

[Darth Groovy]

I suppose this is a testament to my nerd level, but I read about identifying a bug and immediately pounced on this thread in hopes of a thread about programming.

 

And was immediately disappointed

 

 

What he said, and the picture REALLY wasn't necessary, as the description freaked me out enough. Yes...Groovy, has acute arachnophobia, which can be both embarrassing and frustrating at the same time. No sleep for ME tonight...

[Dath Maximus]

I demand that you kill it immediately.

 

 

what she said

[Sivy]

I suppose this is a testament to my nerd level, but I read about identifying a bug and immediately pounced on this thread in hopes of a thread about programming.

 

And was immediately disappointed

 

aww

 

here you go...

 

1: private void Foo()

2: {

3: try

4: {

5: AuthenticationInfo authenticationInfo = GetAuthenticationInfo(Request.QueryString["t"]);

6: Authenticator authenticator = new Authenticator(new LoginProvider());

7: AuthenticationStatus authenticationStatus = authenticator.Authenticate(authenticationInfo);

8: if (authenticationStatus.Authenticated)

9: {

10: IUser user =

11: BLUser.Load(authenticationInfo.UserName, authenticationInfo.OrganizationCode, authenticationInfo.DomainId); 12: user.SetNewSessionId();

13: AuthenticationTokenParser authenticationTokenParser = new AuthenticationTokenParser();

14: string authenticationToken = authenticationTokenParser.Create(user.UserName, user.OrganizationId, user.DomainId);

15: FormsAuthentication.SetAuthCookie(authenticationToken, true);

16: string redirectUrl = FormsAuthentication.GetRedirectUrl(authenticationToken, true);

17: if (redirectUrl == null || redirectUrl.Trim().Length == 0) 18: {

19: redirectUrl = "~/Home.aspx";

20: }

21: Response.Redirect(redirectUrl, true);

22: }

23: Response.Redirect("~/Home.aspx");

24: }

25: catch

26: {

27: Response.Redirect("~/Home.aspx");

28: }

29: }

 

[PR-0927]

Ah, yes, I too, Groovy, have arachnophobia. Except after lifting. Then I just have intense hatred of them and kill them violently without second thought.

 

And yes, that picture was scary and unnecessary.

 

Kill the beasts.

 

Oh, and I read that house centipedes like to produce offspring in the spring. It's spring, so I'd advise you to get rid of 'em ASAP - terminators can be useful.

 

- PR-0927

[Datheus]

Research indicates that this kind of centipede does not have a bite that can break the skin. Largely harmless and will eat bugs and spiders.

 

I normally kill them since I find them in the bathroom and can easily clean the mess up, but this one was actually snuggling with mein girlfriend on the couch. She trapped it in a glass and left it sitting on the table.

 

Rather than chase it around the living room, I just tossed it outside.

[IG-64]

Research indicates that this kind of centipede does not have a bite that can break the skin.

In that case, I want one. They look awesome.