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Soft whiteness

falls from the sky

footsteps in it

my skin's really dry

 

My heating is messed up

and my house is old

my window's are busted

and DAMN MY ROOM IS COLD.

 

But I had a nice holiday

spent some time with my honey

got an xbox, a necklace

and a whole lot of money

 

It's school time my friends

so no more snowy games to play

guess summer is like what Frost said

"Nothing gold can stay"

 

So now I'm in a musical

Three months of Producer filled nights

and I'm done rhyming for now

cause it's still really cold, alright?

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i find it offensive that im being singled out in the way i am, ty gets his posts edited, mine get deleted

I kept the edited one because I find ET's cutoff message amusing. He got his other post deleted too, so it's even.

 

Oh, and this is a poem.

 

George Bush Jesus Consumerism America Bombs

 

There, it's a slam poem.

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ET, you missed a woo-wah-ding-a-ling-ting left in one of the quotes above. It might harm some poor child's evidently fragile mind if he sees it, so you better get to work.

 

(Also, I got called a man in a poem! SCORE TEAM AWESOME!)

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I call this one Fahrenheit:

 

In Duluth, MN

It is -5 degrees

Therefore, **** you all

 

BAH!! You pansy. I was in Cleveland wathcing the Bengals beat up on the Brownies (WHO DEY!) and the wind chill was negative ****ing 15, and the wind didn't stop. Imagine that for 4 hours...not to mention the extra half an hour walking down the damn windtunnel created by the buildings in downtown Cleveland.

 

Therefore, I win over you.

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BAH!! You pansy. I was in Cleveland wathcing the Bengals beat up on the Brownies (WHO DEY!) and the wind chill was negative ****ing 15, and the wind didn't stop. Imagine that for 4 hours...not to mention the extra half an hour walking down the damn windtunnel created by the buildings in downtown Cleveland.

 

Therefore, I win over you.

 

I win because I'd be doing this in jeans and a sweater and tshirt.

 

its useful being canadian sometimes

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BAH!! You pansy. I was in Cleveland wathcing the Bengals beat up on the Brownies (WHO DEY!) and the wind chill was negative ****ing 15, and the wind didn't stop. Imagine that for 4 hours...not to mention the extra half an hour walking down the damn windtunnel created by the buildings in downtown Cleveland.

 

Therefore, I win over you.

 

 

 

Chicago. Where it's -25 degrees Fahrenheit with wind chill one day, and 65 degrees Fahrenheit the next.

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I call this one Fahrenheit:

 

In Duluth, MN

It is -5 degrees

Therefore, **** you all

 

BAH!! You pansy. I was in Cleveland wathcing the Bengals beat up on the Brownies (WHO DEY!) and the wind chill was negative ****ing 15, and the wind didn't stop. Imagine that for 4 hours...not to mention the extra half an hour walking down the damn windtunnel created by the buildings in downtown Cleveland.

 

Therefore, I win over you.

 

Well, -5 is fairly mild for Duluth. -20 is when I start thinking of it as cold. Usually, then I start wearing a jacket. Usually.

 

Suck it.

 

Chicago. Where it's -25 degrees Fahrenheit with wind chill one day, and 65 degrees Fahrenheit the next.

 

Ohh, right. Wind chill. :p Well, that brings it down to -40 for Duluth. Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius? You decide.

 

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Congratulations, Kjølen, you get the Cold as F*** award.

 

Enjoy your ass before it freezes off.

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