Ulmont Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Now I can't vouch for this source's credability, but... Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 151 young flu patients have exhibited abnormal behavior Kyodo News The health ministry has reported that 151 flu patients up to age 17 demonstrated abnormal behavior between late September and mid-November, including acting violently or uttering gibberish. Most of the cases are believed to have involved patients with swine flu, and the strange behavior is thought to have occurred regardless of whether they were given the drug Tamiflu, according to a report submitted to a research group at the Health, Labor and Welfare Ministry. Full Article Here: http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20091202a6.html Viva la resistance! So, what should we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 We're gonna need more zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Hey Dec 2 was my birthday What a great gift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Well, we're gonna need a black dude, old guy, tough man, and some hot chick if we're gonna do the whole zombie thing right. And chainsaws. But if this DOES turn into Zombies, I'm grabbin' peelz first thing, guns second, and a chainsaw, but it shouldn't be too hard: it's only happening in Japan, so if the survivors screw up and they're all Zombies, they're just trapped, and we'll nuke the zombies out of existence, and there's only 151, so it can't be too hard to kill em, if dem army boys do it right. I at least hope if they do turn into Zombies they have a unique appearance so I can tell, but usually Zombies are really pale, so I'm gonna work on a tan just in case. Don't wanna get a shotgun in the face by mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Don't matter to me. They're on the other side of the planet and I got me a shotgun with plenty 'o buckshot. I'll just be sittin on mah porch sippin sweat tea without a care in the world. [/REDNECK] Then again, I haven't used my buckshot and sluggers on a zombie in quite a while. I'd get to them zombies if I had to walk to japan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 ^Some Te Melanin Man o' War you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Don't matter to me. They're on the other side of the planet and I got me a shotgun with plenty 'o buckshot. I'll just be sittin on mah porch sippin sweat tea without a care in the world. And on that day, The Mandalorian jumped from his basilisk war droid, falling through orbit. He killed many men that day, feeling the chill of death around every corner, prevailing each and everytime, blasters in hand, he tore through hell and survived. That was not Te Mirdala Mand'alor. Nay, Te Mirdala Mand'alor had decided to sit in his chair like a big baby, and camped his way through the war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Zombies have invaded Lego Rock Band. I know, I unlocked them playing one of the Rock Power Challenges, blowing up some building with the Power of Rock . It's just a matter of time before they make it to your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Crazy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 And on that day, The Mandalorian jumped from his basilisk war droid, falling through orbit. He killed many men that day, feeling the chill of death around every corner, prevailing each and everytime, blasters in hand, he tore through hell and survived. That was not Te Mirdala Mand'alor. Nay, Te Mirdala Mand'alor had decided to sit in his chair like a big baby, and camped his way through the war. Pwnd! When fighting Zombies I can tell you Shotguns are nice but only fully automatic ones with a 20+ round capacity... I prefer rapid-fire and more preferably belt-fed large caliber rounds myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Ahto Spaceport Cantina: A place where even the possibility of a Zombie Invasion that could wipe out the planet isn't taken seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathan7 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Ahto Spaceport Cantina: A place where even the possibility of a Zombie Invasion that could wipe out the planet isn't taken seriously. You know places where a Zombie Invasion is actually taken seriously??? I'm not scared... We have a bad-ass 4x4 and swords... bring em on, decapitation will stop em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 It's ok, I played Nazi Zombies for hours, I know just what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 When fighting Zombies I can tell you Shotguns are nice but only fully automatic ones with a 20+ round capacity... I prefer rapid-fire and more preferably belt-fed large caliber rounds myself. nothing beats being able to fire off arrows from a compound bow and then collect the expended arrows from the zombie skulls. and yes, i do enjoy deer hunting just as much as i enjoy zombie hunting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommycat Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Think I would rather have a nice 30-06 to hit them from a ways off. Sure with the 50 I could hit them from farther out, but I wanna be sure they are zombies first. Not to mention the brass is rather expensive for that... a 30-06 gives me plenty of ammo to last me. and heck, even Wal-Mart carries 30-06 rounds. If the Wal-Mart near you carries .50 cal rounds, I wanna move there haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Did somebody say Zombie invasion? DONT WORRY...... Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) ZEKE AND JULIE WILL SAVE THE DAY!!!!! Z.A.M.N. reference FTW. Another LA epic nobody seems to care about anymore...well except Rhett and I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Psh, the Japanese should be just fine....after all...they do have It's ok, I played Nazi Zombies for hours, I know just what to do. You got a laser gun or a trench gun? Either of those and we should get through the apocalypse quite nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 And on that day, The Mandalorian jumped from his basilisk war droid, falling through orbit. He killed many men that day, feeling the chill of death around every corner, prevailing each and everytime, blasters in hand, he tore through hell and survived. That was not Te Mirdala Mand'alor. Nay, Te Mirdala Mand'alor had decided to sit in his chair like a big baby, and camped his way through the war. Pwnd! That's it! You are both officially zombies to me! Prepare yourselves! The Japanese are even getting Zombies before the US? Unfair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 That's it! You are both officially zombies to me! Prepare yourselves! Lies! If you even attempted this I can tell you how it'd turn out: Zombie Rhett would come to our defense and tackle you from behind, while I and Zombie Redhawke would attempt to bite you: Now granted, you would kick us away and get free of Zombie Rhett's grasp, but before you could attack a whole horde of Zombie Ahtonauts would come running. You'd run inside a nearby building and lock the door, and try to get as much distance from it before we broke it down. You would then run into Zombie Jae, who would be crying because the ear destruction of that THX noise startled her, causing her to rip apart her dvd player and her copy of Star Wars. She'd attempt your life, but throwing a molotov cocktail, you'd manage to keep her at distance. You'd run as fast as you could to get away but then Zombie Niner would block your way and attempt to vomit in your face, but acting quickly, you'd shove him aside and continue your run. This is where you would encounter Zombie Lexx, who would overwhelm your brain with the sounds of a british accent and zombie noises combined. Grabbing your ears and stumbling about, you'd fall through the window, lucky to land on a building's roof that was close to the one you were in, but unfortunately, a big, hulking Zombie Groovy would be on that same roof, and you would try to run, but suddenly Zombie Hallucination would show up and spit his noxious acids on you. You would shoot him, but quickly remorse when he only leaked more acid, and you'd then become too slow to escape your doom. Then, Groovy and and his 'lady friend' would smack you down into the pit of Ahtonaut Zombies, and they would tear you to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 ITT: Tobias thinks Zombie mods give a Zombie damn. <--Is Zombie upset at not having been mentioned by Zombie name. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 <--Is Zombie upset at not having been mentioned by Zombie name. >_> Oh fine, I'll find some L4D Zombie to make you as. Edit: There, I made you the Spitter. So lets see: Red as the Common, Rhett as a hunter, Jae as a witch, Niner as a Boomer, Lexx as a Screamer, Groovy as a Tank, and you as butthurt Spitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 You got a laser gun or a trench gun? Either of those and we should get through the apocalypse quite nicely You clearly have not played enough. I require a Ray Gun and a Browning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 You would then run into Zombie Jae, who would be crying because the ear destruction of that THX noise startled her, causing her to rip apart her dvd player and her copy of Star Wars. You obviously have not been in my minivan when I play Monster by Skillet or Swamped by Lacuna Coil, or you would know this is not possible. No THX noise could possibly be loud enough to startle me while singing "Bring Me to Life" at the top of my lungs with the volume red-lining. I must say that standard minivan speakers are wholly inadequate for good bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 pimp your ride, jae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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