mercatfat Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 From today's CNN, really: The Issue- In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Tennesee's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that sperms could be added to the menu. The Debate "The fact is, the sperm population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Peggy Fellow. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have sperm kebabs, sperm pies, sperm-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy." "I agree that something needs to be done about sperm over-population," said Agriculture senator Sue-Ann Jefferson, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal." "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Violet du Pont. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The sperms were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The sperm is part of what makes Tennesee the great state it is!" What do you think? I'm a little shaky on it, personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Uh, well yes now that i have read that i feel, uh, dirty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Well... maybe what they need to do is... uh... *retches and vomits violently* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Sperm. It's the other white meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 *Hears Tyrion and vomits even more violently* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaberboy Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 lemee see a link... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Sperm? Thats sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Originally posted by Lightsaberboy lemee see a link... You pervert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 No comment. Seriously. Ergh. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 That's just plain wrong!!!! ohhhh.... whales..... Yeah, I guess I could go a good sperm now and then. Humpbacks would be the meal of choice though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 that's...disgusting. who would actually eat them...or would it be served as a drink, like a milkshake or something. or served as a topping. 'would you like sperm with that?' EXCUSE ME!?!?!?!!! hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 what if a girl accidently sat on a spill!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 i could just see the sexual harrassment lawsuits coming out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 LMAO, i can see the titles now FOOD MADE TEEN PREGNENT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 hehe, thats pretty.... yeh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 would you want a sperm sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 oh, man.... welll if they do put those on the market for food *vomits* i think they will go out of Business pretty fast, or some people can sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Originally posted by AB_Legion No comment. Seriously. Ergh. :| Originally posted by GonkH8er That's just plain wrong!!!! Originally posted by Rogue15 that's...disgusting. Pretty much sums up my thoughts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Do I even need to give an opinion? I think basically everyone in here has displayed my thoughts on it. Absolutely disgusting...and they think that people would actually buy and eat the stuff? Ugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 This thread is disturbing. I wish I'd never read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 no comment besides:barf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Sperm from what?! Why does Tenessee have sperm laying around exactly? It was there first??? I am so confused. And sick to my stomach. I can see aliens from another planet doing this, but what the heck is this Beef Agriculture person even thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoguePhotonic Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 They have to be talking about something else...because it doesn't sound like what you all think.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperglide Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 You sure they aren't talking about Sperm WHALES???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Don't spoil the moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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