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Originally posted by Darth Eggplant

Guns song forget title

(rare but controversial U2 mix)

they almost got sued to death for this

 

Are you thinking of "Happiness is a Warm Gun"? That's a U2 song on their Best of 1990 - 2000 CD's (CD 2 to be specific)

 

I'll go with anything by Weird Al, and Dennis Leary's A**hole

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I don't know what they are called in english, these small bears from disney. who bounce around and drink a magic drink...

 

Well however, their theme song, A friend of mine has it in about 10 different versions; Russian, Swedish, Norwegian, German, Danish etc.

They are really funny, especially the russian version.

 

 

EDIT: They are called "The Gummi Bears" in English.

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met him in a swamp down in Dagoba

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

S O D A, soda

 

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"

Y O D A, Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

 

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen

A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

 

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand

How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

 

Well, I left home just a week before

And I've never ever been a Jedi before

But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course

He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

 

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben

So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again

With my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

 

Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

 

So I used the Force

I picked up a box

I lifted some rocks

While I stood on my head

Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

 

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side

And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

 

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed

But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

 

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess

So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess

But I know that I'll be coming back some day

I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

 

The long-term contract that I had to sign

Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time

With my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

 

 

sorry about the long post, but i just had to :)

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Wierd Als "All about the Pentiums"

 

 

 

 

Your in your parents cellar, postin me like some brain dead AOLer, I should do the world a favor, and cap you like ol yeller,

 

you are about as useful as jpegs to hellen keller

 

 

You gotta be the dumbiest newbie Ive ever seen, you got white all over your screen etc etc............

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  • 7 months later...

All of the songs in the South Park Movie

Denis Leary's "I'm An A$$hole!!!!"

Weird Al:

Polka Mix (Running With Siccors CD)

Its Getting Rotten Here

Amish Paradise

Forest Gump Song

Albequerqe (SP?)

Tool Store Song (Every one I know hates it, but it says automatic circumsizers in it, so it really funny)

Horiscope for today (My party was ruined by my farting and I as killed by my fiance in ths song)

Denis Leary "Smoke" (well, its not really a song)

 

and go to http://www.metalarms.com look in the news section, then scroll through the old news till you find the head line that says the soundtrack is available for download... download it then play the track "Meeting Of The Minds" really funny, Dan Castenella does one of the voices

 

TiE

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my favs;

star wars related

gangsta rap (coincidential; it's playing right now in my 400 songs playlist..); the saga begins; fett's vette

 

others

 

ik dacht dat jij een vrouw was (i thought you were a woman) parody on "als ik jou was" (if i were you) ; pretty fly for a rabby; oh hell guess i forgot most ones

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