RpTheHotrod Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 You ever get those just weird, off the wall IM convos that you can't wait to end? Girl: Yeah, so I liked decided to dye my hair a different color today Me: Cool Girl: Yeah! and like should O do like highlights or make it all one color Me: I guess that's up to you Girl: oh! and me and my friends were like at the mall today and hanging out and the HOTTEST guy was there Me: Cool Girl: and my friends were like GO AND TALK TO HIM! oh my goodness, we was so cuuuuute Me: Nice Girl: UUUGHHH I hate my hair so much it gets to messed up sometime Girl: maybe I should just shave it all off and not worry about it haha Girl: haha, gotcha i was just joking Me: I figured... Girl: doesnt tuna come from dolphins? Me: er... Girl: oh nevermind its not important. I was wondering because I like have to discuss something in some boring class at school Girl: haha, Im just so random sometimes I bet you want to hit me over the head with a bat Me: Of coarse not Girl: Awwwww, how nice Me: It would be a frying pan, not a bat Girl has signed off. Y'all have any conversation enders out there?
BongoBob Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 Did she sign off because of the comment? If so, you win I don't have any real conversation enders. If I don't wanna talk to someone I'll flat out tell them I really don't wanna talk right now. And if they keep talking I'll get more blunt than that with a nice STFU.
IG-64 Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 "I'm busy right now, sorry." And if that doesn't work: "Gotta go now, cya." *turn on invisible mode* And if they catch on: "Go away." And if they don't listen: *block*
Hermie Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 Girl: doesnt tuna come from dolphins? Woah.... I can understand the frying pan bit. O.o I usually tell them I'm gonna go play a game, then set to busy.
Lorden Darkblade Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 A good conversation ender in that case would be to ask her what kind of drugs shes on lol j/k I usually just say I'm busy and stop answering
Tyrion Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 "I hit myself with baseball bats at night so I can cry myself to sleep. What's so funny about that?"
Datheus Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 Woah.... I can understand the frying pan bit. O.o It's not that surprising. The class was probably talking about vegitarianism and ethics, and the subject of not eating tuna because dolphins die. Some tuna cans have pictures of dolphins on them (to promote the fact that they do not kill dolphins, probably.) Further, Charlie the Tuna on SunKist tuna cans almost looks like a tuna. He certainly doesn't look like a fish.
Samnmax221 Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 I hope your hair falls out, then I hope you die in much pain, then I hope a baby dies too, I'm gonna burn styrofoam I take no responsibility for what happens next
Sabretooth Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 "Gotta go now, cya." *turn on invisible mode* I will sue you for my trick. But the real thing is, I'm the dude annoying the crap out of the other fellow in most of my conversations...
RpTheHotrod Posted June 17, 2006 Author Posted June 17, 2006 ***UPDATE*** The girl got ahold of me again today. She's into me, wants to date and stuff, but... Tonight, she went on about a guy she met that is part of EMS. However, she found out he had a son, so she was all running out of there. Going on and on about it... So I said speaking of EMS....an EMS gay guy earlier got ahold of me wanting to chat. Here's a picture of him . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Again, she signed off....in terror, I assume. I'm 2 for 2!
Samnmax221 Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 ask her if she likes roaches thats always a good start
jon_hill987 Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 Say, you are feeling ill. and add "Oh, no Not again!" then change your status to "on the toilet" (if you have msn plus) or busy. Or just sign off, if they ask later just say your PC crashed.
Lightsaberboy Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 If I don't feel like talking to someone anymore, I just stop IMing them. I don't really feel the need to tell them if I'm gonna brb or put up an away message or whatever, cause they should take the hint when I stop replying back that I'm either busy, not there, don't wanna talk to them, or don't feel like saying anything else.
Jeff Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 There is a ton of people that I need to block that talk to me and generally I just ignore them. I don't have any conversation enders because normally I try not to even start a conversation with them.
Writer Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 "Sorry... gotta get ready for work." (Only thing is, usually, this is true ) "I'm gonna go eat... be back in a bit." That's usually true too... come to think of it, I tend to be the person initiating the conversations, not trying to end them
jon_hill987 Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 Just in case anyone was confused tuna comes from tuna, not dolphins. I'm sure everyone on this forum is well educated enough to know that though... Anyone eaten Dolphin?
Commander Obi-Wan Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 There is a ton of people that I need to block that talk to me and generally I just ignore them. I don't have any conversation enders because normally I try not to even start a conversation with them. I hope I am not one of them. Anyway, I just block them or "**** off."
Jeff Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 I hope I am not one of them. No you're fine, I won't name any names >_>
MrWally Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 "I need to go water my gold fish, bbl..." hahahaha! If someone who I know is going to be annoying IMs me I just don't respond, at all. I don't bother blocking them, I just hope they get the hint. Once I used "My Neighbor is about to burn down his house with Napalm again... bbl" ....Unfortuantely it was true....
Hallucination Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 Tell the person that you need to go for a few seconds. Don't type for a while, and when you get back tell him/her that it was your parole officer. Ask him/her if s/he knows how to get large blood stains out of a carpet. When s/he says no ask if he/she could look it up, because you need to clean your baseball bat/frying pan/shovel or whatever, and don't type for a while. Then type something like "Oh **** they're here" and log off.
Tyrion Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 Ask him/her if s/he knows how to get large blood stains out of a carpet. When s/he says no ask if he/she could look it up, What if they say yes?
BongoBob Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Well obviously, you ask them to tell you quickly, because you need to get bloodstains off of your *blank*
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