Jeremia Skywalk Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Second Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Why do i go to Hell anyways? I am not that bad of a guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raevan Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 i m down all the way to cocytus......level 9 me and hitler hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Sixth Level for me. I must say, I'm quite amazed, I assumed my evil ways would have put me up on a higher(lower) level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Fifth level, which doesn't surprise me. The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Ah, I remeber taking this test about a year ago. It looks like the results haven't changed... I'm still destined for the Ninth Level of Hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Y'know, thinking about this even more, it strikes me that Heaven and Hell are really impractical ways of running a universe. I mean, you get, what, 70-80 years to decide where you spend *eternity*? Unless you're Hitler, what could a person reasonably do in that time to justify being disemboweled for the whole rest of time? Especially this business of heretics. Eternal damnation just for not believing. Huh? This God guy really sounds amazingly insecure for a being that can create the universe. It's not enough that God can do that, he has to be worshipped for it as well? "Hey look at me! I'm SOOOO big! I'm God!" Oooooooooooooooo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Level seven. Great, I have to hang out with all the douchebag emo kids who've off'd themselves for all eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 4th level of Hell. Higher than I expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 @Mace, *DS points gained* Just keep talking:xp: Can't help but wonder where Darth Vader would've ended up. That's something that's always bugged me about RotJ. I mean, after living almost his entire adult life in evil, killing children, choking people from across the room, and blowing up planets, all Darth Vader has to do is kill Palpatine and say he's sorry at the very end and boom, he gets to be all spiffed up in the Jedi afterlife and stand right alongside Obi-Wan and Yoda, who for all his nine-hundred-plus years of serving the light and resisting the dark side STILL looks like a crumpled salamander. The Jedi are a lot like Catholics... I'm not sure I understand??? It sounds like your equating the events of Star Wars to a system other than the one being discussed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 @RJM: ;P Seems self-explanatory to me... I just have issues with monotheistic threat-based afterlives in general. Real fundamentalist zealots seem to imagine God as some grand uber-lawyer who's a lot more worried about technicalities than the actual substance of an individual's life. Who's worse, a sinner who repents or someone who never actually sinned? Who'd you want to be sitting beside you in Heaven? Or, in the words of Emo Phillips: "When I was a boy, I really really really wanted a new bike for Christmas. So I prayed and I prayed and I prayed, but eventually I realized God just doesn't work like that. So I stole one and asked him to forgive me." *edit* OMFG you guys have GOT to see this video I just found on Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAmljaj5stA&feature=MostReferred&page=1&t=t&f=b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven_Onasi Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very High Level 1 - Limbo | Very High Level 2 | Very Low Level 3 | Very Low Level 4 | Very Low Level 5 | Very Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | Low Level 8- the Malebolge | Low Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 @RJM: ;P Seems self-explanatory to me... I just have issues with monotheistic threat-based afterlives in general. Real fundamentalist zealots seem to imagine God as some grand uber-lawyer who's a lot more worried about technicalities than the actual substance of an individual's life. Who's worse, a sinner who repents or someone who never actually sinned? Who'd you want to be sitting beside you in Heaven? Since all of us have done something bad at least once in our lives, we're all in the same boat--none of us are sinless. I have trouble understanding how God can decide that a little white lie carries the same sin burden as Hannibal Lechter-style killing, but it does. The only thing I can say is dirt is dirt. Doesn't matter if you've got a little or a lot. Christianity (and I imagine other religions) isn't a 'fire-insurance card.' It's about accepting the gift of grace that He gave out to anyone who's willing to take it. I love my kids no matter how naughty they get, and so does He. Unfortunately, that part of the message gets lost all too often. Your theology snippet for the day. PM me if you want the intellectual/apologetics minutiae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 I'm just being a smart-ass here. And I believe God knows what he's doing, it's the humans who have got things screwed up IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Purgatory Repenting Believers Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful Low Level 3 Gluttonous Very High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low Level 7 Violent Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low Gluttonous...how much was i expecting that? 100% that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Not sure who Emo is, but how do you know his life wouldn't have been a little better without a bike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 And I believe God knows what he's doing, it's the humans who have got things screwed up IMHO. Yeah, I can't argue with that one. @RJM--I don't know who Emo is, but he's probably Elmo's uber-depressed twin. @RedHawke--just don't get the elevator where all the Paul Simon songs are playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Emo Phillips=weirdo standup comic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Angel Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Anyone who got 5th level send me a PM. RA no like Emos. Emos go BOOM! I got level 8. I am quite the hypocrite... Don't masturbate, porno is wrong, swearing is evil... Heh heh... the usual... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 What? Emo isn't a person, it's a term for **** who listen to crappy music and wear girl's clothing and makeup. Emo Video. (language warning? watch at your own risk.) And turn down your volume. The sound comes in kind of loud and abrupt. Unless you're talking about cigarettes, drop the "terminology". You've been warned. ~ ChAiNz.2da My apologies. It won't happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavlos Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Erm... disturbing video there, milo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Angel Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Emos are creepy **** who go around saying that life sucks and they wanna die. Scientifically known as the "Whynius Bitchus" Unless you're talking about cigarettes, drop the "terminology". You've been warned. ~ ChAiNz.2da Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. *sigh*... (I couldn't resist) What is it with this whole 6th level... it must be destiny because I think that was the last level I got in the old version of this thread.. I must be one unbelievable bastard and no one is telling me.. >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 It's good to be consistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Um...Emo Phillips...it's the guy's name. Incidentally, I looked up the definition of "Emo" on the Urdan Encyclopedia. Kind of interesting. It's like an online wikipedia as written by a CounterStrike server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. yep thats me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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