Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 Or so says the man who called into C-SPAN to discuss the House hearing on child pornography on the internet and said this: http://rapidshare.de/files/29673854/shuttheinternetcompletelyoff.wav.html
Jeff Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Hah, yeah right. that's the worst suggestion I've ever heard.
ZBomber Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 I agree, we should turn off the internet. While we're at it, we should also close the postal services. Hmm.... we should destroy cameras all together!
Lightsaberboy Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 That's a bit easier said than done... O_o
TiE23 Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 http://ttico.ytmnd.com/ Blarg, if you don't want to download it off RapidShare.
MrWally Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Hmm.... we should destroy cameras all together! Noo! Not my baby!
TiE23 Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Noo! Not my baby! Hey, you've been taking naughty pictures?! *Grabs camera* A flower, a building, and a few pictures of other people?! *Destroys camera*
Kain Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Hey, you've been taking naughty pictures?! *Grabs camera* A flower, a building, and a few pictures of other people?! *Destroys camera* Those pictures are disguisting in nature an immoral! You should be ashamed...hey she's kinda hot...I mean...DESTROY IT!! IT TAINTS US!!!
TK-8252 Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Damn that Al Gore! Who does he think he is, inventing the internets...
Lynk Former Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 We should also get rid of airlines and any flying machines, boats are a big no-no too and so are cars... basically anything that uses fuel... we probably should get rid of computers entirely if we're gonna get rid of the Internet... Welcome to the 18th century.
edlib Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Want to solve all the problems humans face? Wipe out the entire human race. No more problems.
Zappa_0 Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Well the tubes of the internet is gonna be clogged anyways.
IG-64 Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 You know, that's not a bad idea, I think we should turn the internet completely off. After all, there's nothing important on the internet, is there?
TiE23 Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Well the tubes of the internet is gonna be clogged anyways. I always thought it was a big truck.
topshot Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Want to solve all the problems humans face? Wipe out the entire human race. No more problems. Please. Even in the afterlife, there's bound to be problems. Just 2 weeks ago on a Friday, Moses lost a bet to Vlad the Impaler over who would get the most ladies and Satan's boxers. But then he won back on the last Sunday. Dracula has never been more humiliated. Aside from that, turning off the internet is a dumb idea.
RpTheHotrod Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 That guy probably watched Pulse and believed it to be a documentary.
RedHawke Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Hah, yeah right. that's the worst suggestion I've ever heard. Quoted for emphasis...
Pie™ Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Hey, that's a brilliant suggestion. Just think, the world would finally be rid of all its problems!
Alegis Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Ooh, purification. With all these pedophiles around, it may be better to destroy life alltogether. ONLY THEN WILL OUR CHILDREN BE SAFE.
Negative Sun Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Or let's just stop having children and let the human race die out...Bye bye problems, Mother Earth will sure be grateful...
Great Scott! Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Or we could just shut down sites like LucasForums that supply this trash.
BongoBob Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Wtf? Not at the thread in general, because it's just laughable, almost as good as the truck tubes thing, but Nintendork, wtf? This isn't his idea, it's some old retards.
Black Knight of Keno Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Or we could gte all the even remotely sain people out of USA and then nuke the dang country, how about that, huh? It would solve many problems, inculding imperialism in Middle-East, world corruption and the immigrant problem coming from Mexico
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