The Source Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 If you were in Jabba's Palace, who would you want to watch your back? If you could only bring two others into Jabba's Palace, which two Star Wars characters would you want to watch your back? I would choose: Mara Jade for her resourcefullness, she thinks on her toes, she is a Jedi who will have no problem using anger, and she doesn't take smug remarks from anyone. Boba 'The Man' Fett for he is resourceful, he will have a plan to leave when you walk through the door, he doesn't draw on emotions to make descisions, and he will carry out his job for the right credits. How about you?
The Doctor Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Ugh. You people really need to select thread titles more carefully... either that or I just need to get my mind out of the gutter... I would want Darth Vader, because he's the pwnzorz, as well as Yoda - again, due to his pwnzorzness.
Emperor Devon Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Interesting question. Who to bring to a palace full of bondage-loving Hutts and lack-witted and trecherous misfits? Probably Yoda and Luke. Jedi hate it when others come to harm, and would never betray you. @Doc, you are in need of help. Jae! Are there any rooms in Hotel Asylum for cases like those? Oh, and there are only four females there. Three of which aren't humans, and the one that is is over forty.
Mav Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 I'd bring Han Solo and Mace Windu, Han Solo because as a last resort you could always just give Han to Jabba and call it even and I'd take Windu in case I encountered any snakes
Jae Onasi Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 @Doc, you are in need of help. Jae! Are there any rooms in Hotel Asylum for cases like those? Oh, and there are only four females there. Three of which aren't humans, and the one that is is over forty. Yeah, there's a room open on the sewer floor right next to RJM. And if you're speaking of me, I'm neither alien nor over forty, thank you very much. Oh, yeah, I'd bring Han and Luke. Or Luke and Jolee.
Emperor Devon Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Yeah, there's a room open on the sewer floor right next to RJM. He's that high up? I thought you had to dig a new room several stories underground. And if you're speaking of me, I'm neither alien nor over forty, thank you very much. Yes, you're 29 but were born before '77. It's strange to picture ahtonauts in Jabba's palace.
CountVerilucus Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Lando Calrissian and Atton Rand We would have a good time...sabacc, exotic dancers, cigarras, and drinks.
Hallucination Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Obi-Wan and Mace Windu for the overwhelming power and ass kicking-arrific-tacular-ness.
Jae Onasi Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Yes, you're 29 but were born before '77. Ah, yes, now you understand the math. You just stop counting once you hit 29. It's strange to picture ahtonauts in Jabba's palace. I'm not a slut outfit kind of gal.
Emperor Devon Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 I'm not a slut outfit kind of gal. Oh, I'd just been reffering to ahtonauts in general. It's odd to picture my avatar next to Salacious Crumb. Though I think it's impossible to be a female below 40 in Jabba's palace without being a little bold, voluntarily or not.
stingerhs Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 well, this is a simple one: Chewbacca would cover my more immidiate problems while i have R2-D2 covering everything else through a terminal. hey, it worked in the movies...
RedHawke Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Hmm... could I just avoid having to land and decimate the 'Palace' from orbit?
Sabretooth Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 JAR-JAR BINKS. FEAR. And maybe Boba for backup
Aurora Merlow Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Mace and Yoda, having those two blokes with you i doubt you would worry about anyone in the galaxy messing with you
Pho3nix Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Chewie, no contest. Same here. ^__^ When I first read the title of this thread I thought it was about who would you like to sleep with in Jabba's Palace
HerbieZ Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 I thought the title was abit lewd as well then i saw the first replies and saw 'Mara Jade' yeah i agree then Boba and i thought eww ye dirty bugger. Aaaaaaaaaaanyway Kyle Katarn. He stalked me for 5 years at the co-op so he knows what my back looks like.
Jeff Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 I would definitely bring Luke, obviously he's proved that he knows how to get out of a jam.
stoffe Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 I'd bring Jabba the Hutt himself, since it's his palace he knows it better than anyone and what's going on there. And he's large enough to fill both "party member slots".
igyman Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 This is an easy one: Yoda, because he's The Man when it comes to the Force (swordfighting too, but come on, he's The Man). Grievous - I don't care how easily he was killed in the movie, his four lightsabers are a welcome ally at Jabba's.
RC-1162 Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 HK-47 for very obvious reasons and Mace Windu
Vaelastraz Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Talon Karrde: For smartness, cunning -ness. He will get me out of there without fighting. and Darth Vader: He pwns every opponent in my way hard.
Q Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 My Level 30+ Sith Lord Exile: Force Wave, Force Storm, Force Storm. Force Wave, Force Storm, Force Storm. End of story.
Jason Skywalker Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Nihilus and Sion after i had breaked their will and such and made them slaves to me so they could consume Jabba Beef. Also, i also believed what Doc was believing, i think, Jae, is there also a room for me in that Hotel?
Commander Obi-Wan Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 Chewie and R2 like others. For the reason they listed.
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