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I'd probably live it up, have a promiscuous sex romp, and then relocate to a public place towards the end of a day so that I can martyr myself for a cause. I'll set it up so I fall on my sword right after I die, eliminating the pain of stabbing myself in the gut, but it won't seem like that to the unsuspecting audience. I think I'd make my death stand for something worthwhile and awesome, like abolishing fat chicks in America or cancelling American Idol.

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I'd probably live it up, have a promiscuous sex romp, and then relocate to a public place towards the end of a day so that I can martyr myself for a cause. I'll set it up so I fall on my sword right after I die, eliminating the pain of stabbing myself in the gut, but it won't seem like that to the unsuspecting audience. I think I'd make my death stand for something worthwhile and awesome, like abolishing fat chicks in America or cancelling American Idol.

No place more public then Stickam!

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I'd give my farewells, consume various unhealthy foods, and wrack up an enormous debt I'd never pay back.

 

@Jae, how on Earth would you manage to fit a trip to Hawaii, the Caribbean, and someplace snowy all in one day? :xp:

 

Depending on what season of the year, your last 24 hours alive would be.. it is feasible. Assuming you start in the Caribbean in the early morning, and have access to supersonic travel. Start in the Caribbean, fly home, do what you need, fly to Hawaii. Depending on the season, their could be snow wherever "home" is, but also there could be snow in Hawaii, I've made a snowman and gone bodyboarding in the same day. Just substitue bodyboarding with bird-watching... point being... it's possible, not likely, but possible.

 

Anyway, with my last 24 hours... I'd spend time with family and see if I can get on the fast-track with the Make a Wish Foundation and see if I could get a backseater in a F-16 or a F-18 or something. Then I'd just chill until I died.

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Get laid.

 

That's number one on my agenda. Also, id pull all my internet and finding skills to track down the girl i met two years ago and then do the first one. I'd eat nothing but fried Ice Cream all day.

 

Id go to Las Vegas and the hilton there for the Star Trek experience then straight to the vegas chapel to get married to a Klingon or any various alien.

 

Then id just gamble all my money. If i lost, no biggie, if i won then my family would get it. Id then just chill on the straight til i die. Id leave a klingon widow but im sure she or he (no preference if klingon) would do fine.

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Ok, here's the list:

Eat as much as i could, and as much cakes, ice creams, chips, you know, that i could.

Smoke a bit, take about 0,000000001% of drugs, and drink a load heck of alcool.

Then i would rob alot of banks to donate to the poor people and my family, and shoot people i didn't like, but not without a reason of course.

I would steal a good car, BMW or Ferrari, and then street race a little bit.

Get a plain to Hawaii and then pretend i'm a midget, but i'm over 18, and get laid. Would not want to end this measly and pathetic life without getting laid.

 

:lol:

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Project: 24 hours to live!

Agenda:

-Panic

-Tell family I love them, arrange some stuff

- Get Laid/give my girlfriend a last 'farewell'

- Get some huge loans I can never pay back

- Buy a huge mansion in America

-Buy an m16 with a M203 grenade launcher

-Buy a white suit

-Invite some people:

*Teletubbies

*Osame Bin Laden

*Every Nazi soldier that survived the second WW.

*Every single child molester

*All politicians

-Put them together in the main hall

-Walk of the stairs, with my m16, saying 'Say hello to my little friend' whilst eliminating every single problem of the world.

-Die heroically

 

And now for the serious part:

Wake up: -Say farewell to my family and friends.

-Fly to America, to the church from the 'November Rain' video.

-November Rain playing from the speakers.

-Die with the sunset falling through the windows.

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Make my arrangements. Say my farewells. Walk my dog.

 

Acquire that $110.00 bottle of Bourbon I've always coveted,

 

Call that Jamacan friend of mine, :devburn:

 

...and get down right crispy.

 

 

This, of course, would be after I made the arrangements to have my body frozen until technology catches up to unthaw me.

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Well, first I will try my damndest to stop death's goal.

 

For failure:

  1. Try to get revenge on all my enemies. :blaze6:
  2. Try to bang the most fine women I can find in that time. :brow:
  3. Continue to get revenge on left over enemies.
  4. Go try to kill the most Nazis I can find. :evil6:
  5. Continue killing Nazis.:jumpfire:
  6. Continue destroying enemies that I have forgotten to wipe out. :mob:
  7. Well, if I can't do the above then I will wait to face death and see who will win the fight. :lsduel:
     

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