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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  

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  1. 1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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IF a woodchuck could chuck wood and the wood that the woodchuck chucked weighed exactly 3.2 lbs per, in standerd 2x4 shape, the woodchuck could chuck 3.892 pieces of wood per hour.

 

If a woodchuck could chuck wood. ;D

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The question says 'if', therefore I call on the most basic answer... which is basically the question in statement form... sorta the 'How long will I live? You shall live as long as your life is and not one second longer,' idea.

 

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

(how freakishly odd that sounds :p )

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The true question is would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

It would chuck all the wood that a woodchuch could if a woodchuck could chuck wood but since it could not, would not, should not chuck wood then a woodchuck should not chuck wood yet if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood which is out of luck because a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

 

Savvy?

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