How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Thrik]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Ray Jones]

Excellent!

[Diego Varen]

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Jeff]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood? Bucket o' mud worth.

[Jan Gaarni]

The answer is obvious, but not an option:

A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.

[Samnmax221]

But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

[Cmdr. Cracken]

IF a woodchuck could chuck wood and the wood that the woodchuck chucked weighed exactly 3.2 lbs per, in standerd 2x4 shape, the woodchuck could chuck 3.892 pieces of wood per hour.

 

If a woodchuck could chuck wood. ;D

[Jan Gaarni]

Oh shut up!

[Grace]

The question says 'if', therefore I call on the most basic answer... which is basically the question in statement form... sorta the 'How long will I live? You shall live as long as your life is and not one second longer,' idea.

 

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

(how freakishly odd that sounds )

[Ctrl Alt Del]

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

Because it can woodchuck.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Thrik make it so I can make LF polls. That would be so badass.

[RC-1162]

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[SeaTurtle]

My thoughts exactly

[CSI]

Don't know what it's talking about though.

[Ray Jones]

Yeah, make jmac a badass LF poll maker already!

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Yeah, make jmac a badass LF poll maker already!

This sort of thing just warms my ice cold heart Ray.

[Master_Archon]

As much chuck as a wood could would, chuck? Chuck nuck.....wood chuck chunk......um, OH forget it! I voted for the third......

[Titanius Anglesmith]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would.

[DAWUSS]

All I get out of this thread is, "Chuck"...

[Ray Jones]

Because y'all not cool enough to comprehend. jmac show them love!

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Because y'all not cool enough to comprehend. jmac show them love!

I had to censor it ;_;

 

[Fish.Stapler]

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, of course.

[Samuel Dravis]

Three fingers is the only correct answer, ya newbies. Jeeze!

[Hallucination]

The true question is would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Darth Newfie]

The true question is would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

It would chuck all the wood that a woodchuch could if a woodchuck could chuck wood but since it could not, would not, should not chuck wood then a woodchuck should not chuck wood yet if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood which is out of luck because a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

 

Savvy?