Ztalker Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Tssss....what do you give someone who already has everything... Golden toilet seat! For endless style points!
jonathan7 Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Happy Birthday Emperor of - Hope you enjoy a holiday in your little Empire. (Damn - Pavvy kinda beat me to this joke )
Sabretooth Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMPEROR DEVONZEI! Because random google images, a gift-giving tradition I take pride in having started, has already become old-fashioned, I give you a new gift. I grant you membership to the THULE SOCIETY. I shall see you at the Volkshalle later this evening.
Darth InSidious Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Happy Birthday, Devon! Now, since it's your birthday, and you're evil, I thought I'd get you something you hate. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Reveal hidden contents Sorry, I couldn't find something which combined Julie Andrews with religion that was more anathematical to you than this. Have a great day!
Miltiades Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 *kneels* Happy Birthday, Your Highness, Empress, I mean, Emperor Devon.
ChAiNz.2da Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 I thought Evil was ageless? Happy Birthday man/evil-incarnate! Here, I got you this.. not much, but it should fit well with the whole 'domination thing' you evil folks are well known for I give you the world
Ray Jones Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 DEVON!! I'm glad you did not leave and to come back as another kind of gay DEVON.
Jae Onasi Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 LordRevan999 said: @Quanon:Are you and ED,of different gender or are you ....(you know what I mean). Devon is a hermaphrodite. Happy Birthday, Nemesis!!! Have a margarita, you're legal now.
Darth InSidious Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 *steals margarita* What? It's not like he'll appreciate it. Give 'im some White Lightning, he'll be just as happy.
Emperor Devon Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 @Bee i expect you on skype by midnight tonight to finish writing my smutfic (yes you remember what it is) as compensation for starting this a day early >:| and no i will not accept merely the finished product i want to hear you squirm while writing it! @Litofsky, he's too evil for me. I'll have to send him back. >_> @Inyri, i sees no pics! D: @TriggerGod, yes you did and not in a good way @Shem, that's 5'5 thank you very much! ;o Glad to see another pic from you! @Taak Farst no you're not @Quanon hush my love not so publicly @LR999 yes we are what we know you mean i'd post pics but they're not exactly pg-13 material (the admins should just ban everyone under 16 i say) @ChAiNz, it may as well be! Jae thinks she's right about my age but she's totally wrong. >_> @Jae, you know I'm Chaotic gorram it! Thanks for the well wishes and assorted virtual gifts, everyone else!
Inyri Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Quote @Inyri, i sees no pics! D:Ha! Er, if you weren't so slow you would've seen it! Google conspires against you, obviously.
Litofsky Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Emperor Devon said: @Litofsky, he's too evil for me. I'll have to send him back. >_> "Too evil for you," the Emperor says? Psshhhhhh. You mean he's not evil enough. On a related note, does anyone know where Cheney came from? Simply being born is not an acceptable answer, mind you.
Q Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Best birthday wishes to the malevolent genius of LF. P.S. Get. Drunk.
mimartin Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Happy Birthday! May all your evil masses bow down before you today Sorry, it has taken me so long, but there was a mix up with the cake. I swear I told the cake maker Emperor Devon and not Emperor Penguin. Please don’t be too disappointed.
Bee Hoon Posted September 1, 2008 Author Posted September 1, 2008 Emperor Devon said: @Bee i expect you on skype by midnight tonight to finish writing my smutfic (yes you remember what it is) as compensation for starting this a day early >:| and no i will not accept merely the finished product i want to hear you squirm while writing it! Refuse! I will instead write gayfic for Akhorakil and Nevalle <3 <3 <3
Litofsky Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Inyri said: But Bee, smutfic is your specialty. How do you know this, Inyri?
Inyri Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Litofsky said: How do you know this, Inyri?I have read Bee smut. It was very intriguing.
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