Kuuki Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 I declare upon the Royal Aresen Empire that these Forum's are under the jurisdiction of said Aresen Empire! All members of the Ahto Imperial Court: surrender at once, your lives and sanity will be saved. I employ you, to take this offering peacefully or else suffer further and more intense invasionary tactics by the Imperial Armies of Aresen! This is not a threat, this is a promise! All one has to do is submit to the rule of the Spartans of Aresen!!!! (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Kuuki Posted February 21, 2009 Author Posted February 21, 2009 In further note: this surrender is unconditional. also: This occupation will be complete and fully sanctioned by the AN (Aresen Nations) to which will grant sovereignty at a time which is determined by a number of years of which the governing property of Aresen will release said sovereignty to rightful governing party of Ahto, which suits Aresen greatly.
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 i suppose im the poor lone nave outside the gates that happens to see the advancing army(?) before i decide to say something stupid, scream, or instantly betray my friends and join you, id like to know, how many of you are there?
Sabretooth Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 To, The Honourable Emperor of Aresen Dear Sir/Madam, Kindly accept our apologies, we have sent a middle finger attached to this letter, we do hope you examine it. Yours Truly, Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty, Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru
Bob Lion54 Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Well, I guess it's better than slouching towards Bethlehem.
jrrtoken Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 ^^^^^ That pic is now my wallpaper. Most excellent Photoshopping skillz.
jawathehutt Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Though I may be an opponent of your regime, I must fight to defend Ahto. You have my sword!
GeneralPloKoon Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Does the Empire have cookies and chocolate doughnuts?
Mav Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 ^^^^^ That pic is now my wallpaper. Most excellent Photoshopping skillz. Stretched a bit no?
Kuuki Posted February 21, 2009 Author Posted February 21, 2009 I dont see any surrendering!! Do it. ... Do it... ... DO IT! Aw, come on. Do it!! Surrender! I. De. MANED IT!
Litofsky Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 As Imperial Secretary of His Majesty's Most Excellent Government, and a Member of SSPP, I stand here today in order to firmly proclaim that we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend Ahto, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!
Astor Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 As Imperial Secretary of His Majesty's Most Excellent Government, and a Member of SSPP, I stand here today, I firmly proclaim that we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, Ummm, secretary, I thought we only had a navy? Pavlos and I seem to be the only commissioned officers. And also, WE DONT HAVE A FREAKING BOAT! we shall defend Ahto, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender! I'm right behind the secretary in this about 50 miles, to be precise.
TSR Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 ...Wut? Armies? Unconditional Surrender of Ahto? Empire? The? I wish I had no idea what was going on in Ahto nowadays [/sarcasm]
igyman Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 What's this about an invasion?! Need I remind this Empire of Aresen that it has previously been destroyed by my awesome power of peaceful resolution, namely: Now, feel the awesome power of the awesomest person that ever walked the Earth! Goodbye Empire of Aresen. Peace out. As such it has no military power to speak of and no capabilities for a massive invasion of Ahto.
Kuuki Posted February 21, 2009 Author Posted February 21, 2009 all the good reason to continue invading. the Geneva Convention prohibits the use of weapons of mass LAME!!! XP oh and you didnt get all of them. XD
igyman Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Damn. I guess I'll just have to try harder on my next attempt.
EnderWiggin Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 As Vice President of Ahto, I hereby authorize the use of any and all means necessary in order to combat this threat. _EW_
igyman Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Scar, how the hell'd you infiltrate my Kirov factory?! That's it, time to get serious!! Fire missile batch 1! Confirm hits! I think that took care of things.
Darth InSidious Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Further aggression by Aresen will result in the breaking out of our stocks of old disco hits, before mobilising the Fifth Light Valley Girls to, like, totally, like explode, like, your, like, brains. Like. The result will not be pretty.
Astor Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Yeah, Igy, those Red Xs are deadly. @Darathy - My Lord! You can't be serious? They're forbidden!
Darth InSidious Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 We must strike swiftly, and with deadly force!
Astor Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 I'm not sure I can, in good conscience, condone the use of such weapons - but, our very existence is at stake, so my principles must take a backseat. Point me in the right direction!
GeneralPloKoon Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 I refuse to choose sides in this foolish conflict! I'm hiding in my secret base of operations while you destroy each other! I will survive and the losers will die!
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