Darth Avlectus Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 That's right I said SEXARIOD. We have reached a new age. This concept was previously only that of fantasy and joking about bizarre individuals. Apparently the bizarre has now become reality: http://www.news.com.au/technology/worlds-first-life-size-robotic-girlfriend/story-e6frfro0-1225817805297 [EDIT: Try now!] I'd be puking if it weren't so funny. The sheer ridiculousness. I mean, really? So ok. If there is anything I can say to the younger members of this forum about this...I encourage you all to go out and find REAL people when you come of that age and at least give them a chance so that you may at least spend your money on more...ehh, practical things. Are we really at such an age now that we are making ridiculously expensive pieces of technology solely for "erotic uses"? Unfortunately, we know too well what the author of the article "means" by doing lots of "other" stuff. Survey says Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) QUADRUPLE FACEPALM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canderis Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Bad link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 I'll take a body pillow over that hideous monstrosity. **** that thing is creepy looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkside Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Look at the source of inspiration... I think his dead friend would be so proud of him right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverandbacon Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Look at the source of inspiration... I think his dead friend would be so proud of him right now. Ugh, one's only legacy being a sex robot personality module... just ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 I'd be puking if it weren't so funny. The sheer ridiculousness. I mean, really? So ok. If there is anything I can say to the younger members of this forum about this...I encourage you all to go out and find REAL people when you come of that age and at least give them a chance so that you may at least spend your money on more...ehh, practical things. Are we really at such an age now that we are making ridiculously expensive pieces of technology solely for "erotic uses"? Unfortunately, we know too well what the author of the article "means" by doing lots of "other" stuff. Well, unless "other stuff" means making you a sandwich afterward, what good is she. Basically, this is sadly pathetic, but not really unexpected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 It's like Teddy Ruxpin for adults. OOO! I hope it comes with a read-along book or educational video! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 IF you're going to build a sex robot, make it look good. But you still shouldn't do it. And GTA, sexaroid sounds like a mix between an aphrodisiac and steroids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salzella Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 i see it more as a way of practising for the real thing than an actual replacement... besides, what do we use tech for if not pleasure? inevitable as far as i'm concerned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediAthos Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 I want to offer a response here...but I just can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurges-Ahter Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Reminiscent of the lovebot on Serenity. I'm (happily) married with 2 kids and I still want one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Reminiscent of the lovebot on Serenity. However, if lovebots looked that real, they'd probably be a lot more popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Uncanny Valley has never looked so sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Uncanny Valley has never looked so sexy. Strip this man of his user title! Seriously. No. Man - Dolls. Doesnt work. Period. Bah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Hunger Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Wow, so are we men so insecure with our sexuality that we can't do what our ancestors did for the whole of our history and court real women? I swear to God, I just find this insulting and I'm a guy here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurges-Ahter Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Wow, so are we men so insecure with our sexuality that we can't do what our ancestors did for the whole of our history and court real women? Insecure, or just lazy? I mean, I'd never give up my "real" woman (I'm married), but the draw for me to something like this has more to do with the fact that "real" women are often a lot of work and not worth the trouble. Obviously I don't fully buy into that because I chose to get married (and have 2 kids), but I can see the argument for it. I suppose others could fall into the insecure category as well, but I think the majority would choose this route for the ease of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Dibs on the robot's butt cherry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 ^Uh, ew. "Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!" God, I hope that thing's, er, orifices can be hosed out without having to worry about shorting out the electronics. Otherwise that thing would quickly become an object of distaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurges-Ahter Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 ^Uh, ew. "Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!" God, I hope that thing's, er, orifices can be hosed out without having to worry about shorting out the electronics. Otherwise that thing would quickly become an object of distaste. : phone rings : Me: Hello? Friend: Hey Chris, what's up? Me: Oh nothing, just hosing out my sexaroid's orifices. I hope this conversation happens one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 /me facepalms That's the only reaction that I can have..... How much you wanna bet in the future this company is going to be getting in trouble with the ACLU or something for impinging on the rights of Robots? I'll start the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Has anyone else considered the possibility of malfunctions, leading to something like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 No wonder Skynet is going to destroy us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 @ Alk: Just like fut-o-rama episodes I used to watch. BTW, that pic reminds me eerily of Talho from Eureka Seven. EDIT: Apparently the other site is a real douche about embedding to forums or other web pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 lol you need to work on making sure your links work XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Has anyone else considered the possibility of malfunctions, leading to something like this? Talk about a real ballbuster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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