Sabretooth Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Viceroy Chief Brigadier-General Postmaster General Lord Lieutenant Field Marshal His Grace Colonel Hon. Sir the Lord Astor, KG, GCB, GCH, PC, FRS, XBOX, BBC, the Duke of Englistan has a happy birthday today! Rejoice, good sir, and let us all celebrate his many international, colonial, political, tactical and sexual victories! I got you another galleon for your collection! p.s. if the spaniards call tell them it was the french Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 yarr, got this Booty of a Wench for yee, as if she wer from Fiddlers Green... Many Happy Returns of the Day me hearty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Well, tried to nick you one of these, but the RAF wasn't amused.... So, got you these instead, enjoy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Happy birthday, sir! I got you a stately pile*: *Caution: "pile" may be used more than figuratively in this instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverandbacon Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I bought you a giant statue of Cecil Rhodes. I didn't know where to put it, so I just left it on top of Africa. I'm sure nobody will mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Happy Birthday. I would have gotten you something, but too lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I bought you a giant statue of Cecil Rhodes. I didn't know where to put it, so I just left it on top of Africa. I'm sure nobody will mind. "Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world Like a Colossus, and we petty men Walk under his huge legs and peep about To find ourselves dishonourable graves. Men at some time are masters of their fates: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings. Brutus and Caesar: what should be in that 'Caesar'? Why should that name be sounded more than yours? Write them together, yours is as fair a name; Sound them, it doth become the mouth as well; Weigh them, it is as heavy; conjure with 'em, Brutus will start a spirit as soon as Caesar. Now, in the names of all the gods at once, Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed, That he is grown so great? Age, thou art shamed! Rome, thou hast lost the breed of noble bloods! When went there by an age, since the great flood, But it was famed with more than with one man? When could they say till now, that talk'd of Rome, That her wide walls encompass'd but one man? Now is it Rome indeed and room enough, When there is in it but one only man. O, you and I have heard our fathers say, There was a Brutus once that would have brook'd The eternal devil to keep his state in Rome As easily as a king." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taak Farst Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Happy Birthday, Astor Here's a frog, Astor. Girls love frogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Happy Birthday, to a man across the Pacific, Whereupon it is my duty to be specific, For a celebrated day that comes but once a year for you, and hope that your enjoyment of it is true. Or something like that. Happy birthday. Not sure what music you like exactly so I'll share what I am listening to: 8-bit remake (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Original (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Have a great birthday, Astor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Viceroy Chief Brigadier-General Postmaster General Lord Lieutenant Field Marshal His Grace Colonel Hon. Sir the Lord Astor, KG, GCB, GCH, PC, FRS, XBOX, BBC, the Duke of Englistan has a happy birthday today! WOW! A man with so many titles deserves a place named after him, especially on his birthday. So therefore, I present to you, Astor Village...... Henceforth, the citizens of this village shall be known as The people of Astor. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASTOR! Seriously, there is such a place named Astor, I kid you not. Check it out. http://connect.state.gov/photo/astor-village-northern-areas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Advocate Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Happy birthday! I do hope you enjoy these. Even though they are a bit of a cliché & Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathan7 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Happy Birthday Astor Have a Sharpe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Happy Birthday, Astor! Hope you have a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Holocron Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Thank you very much, guys! @Sabre - who told you about my (many) sexual victories?! @adamqd - I appreciate the wench, but when I enquired about an activity involving her and the poop deck of the Galleon Sabre got me, she slapped me. Poor girl must have got her wires crossed. @Totenkopf - I don't have much use for a surveillance plane, or a bike, but the car is certainly welcome. Although 1938 petrol/gas prices would be more welcome. @Darathy - It's perfect! And if nothing else, I can use the spire to moor my Zeppelin when I'm not using it. @LiverandBacon - Thank you, although I'm a little worried about the grip on his helmet. A strong wind might cause a break. @Mimartin - no worries my friend, you've been far too busy not helping with our very own hacking scandal. @Taak - Thanks, although are you sure that's a frog? It looks an awful lot like a toa... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD. @GTA - it has a nice tune, I guess, but it sounds like the singer is suffering from a throat infection. @Jae & Purifier - Thank you both very much. @beanlord - thank you, Star Wars would have been much, much better with Top Hats. @jonathan7 - Thanks, jon, and seeing as you mentioned the Peninsular War, yesterday also marked 203 years since Wellington won the Battle of Vimeiro. @igy - thank you, and I did indeed have a good day. @Sith Holocron - Finally, my name in lights! Thank you all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavlos Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Happy Belated, Astor. Such an hero as yourself deserves an heroic symphony. Oh, and this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 @Mimartin - no worries my friend, you've been far too busy playing RDR. Fixed and i'm at 99.1% game completion to prove it. I know .5% will come from getting the US Marshal Outfit, the real question is where to I get the other .4%. I'm thinking I missed some Nuevo Paraiso bounty locations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Happy birthday, Astor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taak Farst Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 @Taak - Thanks, although are you sure that's a frog? It looks an awful lot like a toa... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD. It's an Amazon Horned Frog. But now I think of it, it DOES look like the hypno toad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Happy Birthday, Astor!! I hope it went well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted August 23, 2011 Author Share Posted August 23, 2011 It's an Amazon Horned Frog. But now I think of it, it DOES look like the hypno toad I thought so too. It's a really captivating image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 *yawn* ....mmhmm...birthday..........astor..... and stuff.... present WHen I typed "Astor" into google images, all that came up were pictures of old women and some little girls... I asked on skype whether you liked older or younger women so this is what I came up with as your present based on your response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Thank you again, everyone! Now, Lynk, I never said I was into dead people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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