Bob Lion54 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Thats right! Our ageless Emperor Devon's birthday is August 31st! (Though, at a great cost of sanity, our own Jae Onasi has intelligence that puts the Emperor's actual age at 20!) Our widdle Edikens is gwoing up! Happy Birthday, Devon! EDIT: Can't forget this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy birthday, ED. As per tradition, here is your very own elf, hand selected from my fleet of basket weavers. His name is Lord-Mother Pablo McShatz Handmitten the 4th. He requires eye drops every 13 minutes or else he tries to eat his own nose. About the name, yeah... I let them name themselves for a while... it didn't go so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy Birthday to the Forum's own Emperor. Hope you have you a good birthday, Devon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy Birthday! Welcome to the next decade and a step closer to worm-foodedness. Carpe diem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SykoRevan Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Am I the only one creeped out by Rhett's elf, who's got sideburns that could double as earmuffs and a golden tooth? (or is that just tooth decay... hmm) Happy Birthday our dear Emperor, and don't let that elf get anywhere near the cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Actually, I'm not sure which is more disturbing.......the image or the name. Happy bd ED, when 21 years old you be, not so good will you look, hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 You guys haven't been here long enough to remember the glory days of my elves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish.Stapler Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Have a good one one more year until you can legally drink assuming you are 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bee Hoon Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy birthday! Have a good one k! Being a nice and well-behaved little Malaysian, I must note it's our 50th year of independence today as well. Huzzah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 devdevdevdevdevdevdevdevdev! devdev! DEV!! so now that you've reached middle age will you grow fat and drink much beer? Because those are Good and we all know you only do Good Things. I remember the kraken! perhaps you have already started but just have been holding back from us. arrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavlos Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Feel the pain of being 20... feel it! Pah! Now you move one step closer to the worm infested pit of despair that you belong in! I picked out a poem - or rather... part of an epic - which I think aptly describes what you should be feeling on your birthday: Like one, that on a lonesome road Doth walk in fear and dread, And having once turned round walks on, And turns no more his head; Because he knows, a frightful fiend Doth close behind him tread. Edit: It could also describe your friendship with Mr. Dravis... which has always been suspect and unhealthy, in my pseudo-professional opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Hope you have a great birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy birthday ED, hope its a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Char Ell Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy Birthday, oh M.E.O.!!! May you have all success in crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women on this anniversary of your birth (to borrow from Conan). Isn't that best in life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 You guys haven't been here long enough to remember the glory days of my elves. As far as golden ages go, Rhettski's involved the most partying and sodomy. Happy Birthday, ED. Try not to lose it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Have cake ED! Unliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimited CAKE! Happy BDay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I'm currently writing a script that will mete out your birthday bannings in a neat and organized fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy Birthday ED! And careful with those candles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 One step closer to joining Ye Olde Pharte's Klub.. muwahahaha.. Soon you will be in our clutches... eeeeexceleeeeent.... [/burns] Happy Birthday ED much luck on the loot and conquering of small worlds this day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy Birthday! Hope it is a great one and you milk it for everything it is worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy birthday, O Evil One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eefluxx Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy B-Day ED, Hope it is a delightful one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Oh, yes. Happy escape from the womb-day!! Nonetheless, happy birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoffe Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy Birthday. If it wasn't for this day you wouldn't have been born. At least not today. Sounds worth celebrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy Escape from the Womb with Nothing but a Knife, a Book, and a Pair of Boots-Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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