Samnmax221 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 because they despise fat stupid people as much as I do. BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday. The bear attacks the woman during feeding time at the zoo. One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said. Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer. "They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN. The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said. It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing. Video: Sorry for Bild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Insane. When you believe those bears are cuddly hugging sweethearts you have mental problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Wow, some people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Polar bears aren't awesome. The only thing out of Antarctica that's awesome is Pingu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mur'phon Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW01 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 That is just...incredible...really... Bet she sues because nobody stopped her being stupid. It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing. I find this bit amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 If that was a response to the thread topic, I concur. If that was a response to the post above yours, I also concur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 What? Damn. Hello?! 10 ft tall, ~1/2 ton beast. Are you STUPID?! Yeah they are awesome. Even moreso as giant fur rug and necklaces of their bones teeth and claws. Thank you eskimos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I recall a Darwin Award that was vaguely familiar to this, save that the animal was a lion (perhaps it was a tiger? I don't remember the exact story). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 What a charitable lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Some people! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith'ari Darth Bane Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Maybe since it was their feeding time she was trying to give them all a Coca-cola! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Rumours are that she lost everything, like, her job, money, husband. How stupid, indeed. She would have been better off getting a gun and killing 20 preferably innocent people before killing herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I recall a Darwin Award that was vaguely familiar to this, save that the animal was a lion (perhaps it was a tiger? I don't remember the exact story). If you check the Darwin Awards website, there are several. A testament to the stupidity of mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantzen Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I recall a Darwin Award that was vaguely familiar to this, save that the animal was a lion (perhaps it was a tiger? I don't remember the exact story). Was a person in Sweden where you can drive through a lion nest(In Kolmården, a swedish Zoo) that went out of the car to try too feed the lions, he was killed by them. Could be that story you thinking about, wouldn't suprise me if it was in the Darwin Awards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I can't even express my feelings into a facepalm just for saying how fail this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mur'phon Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Qliveur: Good, we acually agree on something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Ah, maybe she's just a masochist at her core. Perhaps we should give the bear some kind of consolation prize for almost removing some dead wood from the gene pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Rumours are that she lost everything, like, her job, money, husband. How stupid, indeed. She would have been better off getting a gun and killing 20 preferably innocent people before killing herself. it's even a stupid way to kill yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 She would have been better off getting a gun and killing 20 preferably innocent people before killing herself. ...if she was american. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 ...if she was american. Take that disgruntled youth of America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canderis Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Take that disgruntled youth of America ...if she was american. You offend me jk She took stupid to a whole new level. Go bear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 it's even a stupid way to kill yourself Yeah, I could think of several, far less unpleasant ways to end my life than by getting ripped to shreds. She should have just found a nice, tall building to jump off of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 Yeah, I could think of several, far less unpleasant ways to end my life than by getting ripped to shreds. She should have just found a nice, tall building to jump off of. Naw... She was walking by and thought the Polar Bears looked hungry, and this in addition to certain suicidal thoughts drove her to dive into habitat. So she was looking out for the Polar Bears, but then she backed out, turning it into a big tease for everyone involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Yeah, I could think of several, far less unpleasant ways to end my life than by getting ripped to shreds. She should have just found a nice, tall building to jump off of. she also couldn't even get eaten by a bear right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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