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Canderis

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If a nuclear war broke out what would you do? Note: these should NOT be serious but funny.

In case of nuclear war I would hide under a pillow and hope for the best:thmbup1:
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Yeah, because the thought of a Nuclear War is so hilarious.

 

Angry mob, GATHER!

 

Chill out man.

 

 

I'd run to the nearest school and hide under a sterotype desk, because as we all know thats the only way to survive a bomb.

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1. Head immediately to nuclear shelter

2. Take stock of supplies

3. Formulate a rationing plan.

4. Remove all alcohol

5. Have an amazing party and get hammered

6. Die before the hangover

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Geez, it took this long?

 

TO THE REFRIGERATOR

Make mad passionate love with my hubby, then make all those silly preparations the gov't recommends while hugging my kids.

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Make mad passionate love with my hubby, then make all those silly preparations the gov't recommends while hugging my kids.

 

I like how you put lil'jae before the life of your own family.

 

 

 

:thmbup1:

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Spend all of my money on basic supplies, and after the world's been laid to waste, sell them back to people at a much higher price.

 

Make mad passionate love with my hubby, then make all those silly preparations the gov't recommends while hugging my kids.

You're going to make love to your husband and hug your kids at the same time? I think I see a problem here.

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spend all my money on several pounds of funny tobacco...:smoke2:

heh, gm, I know a guy who can hook you up with the good stuff. :ninja2:

 

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Prowl the streets searching for desperate virgins.

I'd be one of them ^ :p

 

Lets not turn this into a discussion of that stuff

 

 

heh, gm, I know a guy who can hook you up with the good stuff. :ninja2:

 

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So, probably get laid, and spend all my money on several pounds of funny tobacco...:smoke2:

or that stuff

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