Astor Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Story. A Tesco spokesman said: "We would ask Jedis to remove hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all went hoodless without going to the Dark Side." It is strange, however, that I see plenty of non-Jedi walking through Tesco stores with their hoods up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Guy has a point, you don't need a hood to be a Jedi Master. Clearly the English branch of the Jedi Temple has some explaining to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godric Volturi Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 It is strange, however, that I see plenty of non-Jedi walking through Tesco stores with their hoods up. Haha... well the leader of the church does think it to be religion discrimination. >.> Though I believe it is just because it is an odd religion... however in a few years... it's probably going to take everyone by storm... just as all religions normally do. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Jedi religion in the real world - Ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathan7 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I dunno who is more pathetic him; or Tesco's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediAthos Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 This is both hilarious and really really pathetic at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laar_Dha Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I'm really glad I wasn't taking a drink of anything when I read this. LCD monitors are a pain to clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 But he was informed he represented a 'security risk' and was turfed out of the Bangor branch in North Wales. Aii, the Gogs are a strange bunch. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Young and foolish is he. Jedi master he is NOT. /Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godric Volturi Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Jedi religion in the real world - Ugh! Haha... dude... there has been a Jedi religion for as long as I, personally, can remember. Haha that's not saying much... I only remember things from when I was 12. Haha... so it's been around for about 5 years. I remember looking around for Jedi stuff and I saw a Jedi church and I was like... *face palm* really? Hahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Haha... dude... there has been a Jedi religion for as long as I, personally, can remember. Haha that's not saying much... I only remember things from when I was 12. Haha... so it's been around for about 5 years. I remember looking around for Jedi stuff and I saw a Jedi church and I was like... *face palm* really? Hahaha... Double :migraine: and a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demongo Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 O_O ^^That's all I have to say about this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Oh em Gee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quanon Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Wait they mix Jesus and Jedi ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 He’s no Jedi. He was there trying to buy Death Sticks. He needs to go home and rethink his life. Seriously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godric Volturi Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 ^ OH MAI! I love that Avatar!!!! Wait they mix Jesus and Jedi ??? Haha... not exactly... their Jedi church is technically called the Jedi Temple... so basically it's a mix of the Jewish religion and the Star Wars universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 *facepalm* Is all I can say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Wow. That's really quite sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Maybe he should of used the Jedi Mind Trick on them. Fake Jedi: *waves hand* You will allow me to wear my hood in the store at all times. Tesco Employee: *plays with Fake Jedi* I will allow you to wear your hood in the store at all times................Yeah, that is SOOOO not happening you nut! DUDE, GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Tesco Employee: *plays with Fake Jedi* I will allow you to wear your hood in the store at all times................Yeah, that is SOOOO not happening you nut! DUDE, GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE! He was probably Troydarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godric Volturi Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 He was probably Troydarian. Perhaps... though I think he was a thick skulled Trandoshan... you know their skulls are too thick for even the Force to get to. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 What's with the hood hate? Are they umbrella supporters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavlos Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 What's with the hood hate? Are they umbrella supporters? Because it's Paranoid Britain and all are invited, unless you have a hood, look a bit common, or sound a bit foreign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkside Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 He’s no Jedi. He was there trying to buy Death Sticks. He needs to go home and rethink his life. Seriously! As should every single member of any "real" religion But oh hell i laughed at that... Which is more sad, he or the store? Besides, if he is a jedi he wouldnt steal stuff anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godric Volturi Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 As should every single member of any "real" religion But oh hell i laughed at that... Which is more sad, he or the store? Besides, if he is a jedi he wouldnt steal stuff anyway Maybe he's a Sith Lord under cover as a Jedi >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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