Jae Onasi Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Orlando Bloom will always be my first Cabana Boy, but girls can never have too many Cabana Boys. I need to keep up with the times and have one of the latest 'hot guys' added to the Jae Cabana Boy Collection . However, with such a nice selection of stud-muffins, I'm having a difficult time choosing. Will it be Chris Pine? Chace Crawford? Shia LaBeouf? Robert Pattinson? Taylor Kitsch? Check out their pics here and then vote to help me find the latest Cabana Boy! You can vote for more than one if you can't choose just one, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediAthos Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Jae if it's Shia Labeouf I'm disowning you...in fact...he who shall not be named should be banned from these forums forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrrtoken Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Well, they're all schlocky teenage-flick actors, so I'll suggest one that actually oozes merit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gob Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Jae if it's Shia Labeouf I'm disowning you...in fact...he who shall not be named should be banned from these forums forever. Hey, what's wrong with Shia Labeouf? He loves his mother. He really loves his mother. He loves his mother to the point that he said that she was the sexiest woman he had ever seen and he would marry her if she wasn't his mother. And this is his mother: Or how about Danny DeVito? He pulled off the whole makeup thing in Batman Returns, and I hear that's popular these days... Or something... Plus he's a giant cuddly teddy bear... Or something... Well, they're all schlocky teenage-flick actors, so I'll suggest one that actually oozes merit: IS THAT JOHNNY DEPP LOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Chris Pine, because he's the new Captain Kirk, I'm unfamiliar with Chace Crawford or Taylor Kitsch, Robert Pattinson was in Twilight, and he's just simply sexier than Shia LaBeouf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 <snipped> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 While not single enough to be on the list, David Bowie and Josh Homme are the two most studly studmuffins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrrtoken Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Even I am attracted to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Even I am attracted to him. And nothing can change the nature of this man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 And nothing can change the nature of this man.He can have his own Cabana Boy thread, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I was gonna enter my name lol, but then I realized it was young movie Stars only haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Char Ell Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Would it be out of line for me to say that you should probably give highest consideration to the opinions of fellow heterosexual females, Jae? It's kind of tough for the rest of us to help you make this enormous decision with the same perspective. So anyway, in this man's view... FWIW, I agree with JediAthos. Definitely not Shia LeBouf. Chace Crawford? Didn't know who he was. Had to look him up PRO - has done voice work for Family Guy and Robot Chicken CON - stars on Gossip Girl. Never watched that show and don't plan to. Taylor Kitsch? Didn't know who he was either. Looked him up too PRO - oh, the Gambit guy. That's cool. And according to IMDB he apparently is going to star as John Carter in the John Carter of Mars movie in 2012. Very manly indeed. And he modeled for Abercrombie & Fitch. That's hot, right? CON - hair is too long Robert Pattinson PRO - starred in Twilight CON - starred in Twilight and seems like a real space case Chris Pine - PRO - did a pretty good job portraying Captain Kirk. CON - did something related to SpongeBob SquarePants? So it comes down to Kitsch and Pine. Heads it's Kitsch. Tails for Pine. *flips coin* Pine gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Jae Cabana Boy Collection Do I even want to know what this is all about? IS THAT JOHNNY DEPP LOLOLOL You've obviously never heard of something called "The X-Files". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 You've obviously never heard of something called "The X-Files".:¬: WOOSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laar_Dha Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Darn, they're all kids! Cripes, I'm gettin' old. Still your first two choices are pretty scrumptious. I'd be hard put to choose between them, so I voted for both. You have good taste in cabana boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Sean Connery. You can't ever go wrong with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 *till he decides you need to be slapped. Besides, he's advanced enough in age at this point that that'd make Jae a Cabana Girl. Not being of the female persuasion, I can't help you with this choice. Sorry. (Now if you switched your preferences to a hot Cabana Girl.... or were asking about choosing a Cabana Girl for Pointman......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 *till he decides you need to be slapped. Besides, he's advanced enough in age at this point that that'd make Jae a Cabana Girl. And your point is what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathan7 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Where's the Yoda option in the poll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Hm. Apparently Point Man is either absent or slacking on the job and B.O.B.'s batteries are dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 J7 Yoda is a little old to be a Caban Boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 "Judge me by my size, do you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 "Judge me by my size, do you?" In this case, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titanius Anglesmith Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 If you're going to pick from them, Chris Pine is the obvious choice. He's actually a decent actor. Personally, I'd go with Christian Bale. I have man-crush on Christian Bale, because Christian Bale is a sexy badass. Don't **** with Christian Bale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Muffin Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 That list is lacking my personal favorites.. Josh Hartnett Hugh Jackman Johnny Depp Andy Samberg (what? funny guys are hot) Heath Ledger Atton Rand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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