Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 happy easter 2010, y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!! on the dawn of the anno domini era, this day an egg hatched.... that egg contained a young hatchling named jesus...... also he turns into a gundam
Hope Estheim Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 Happy Easter guys (I never really did understand what the Bunny has to do with the holiday... -.- bunnies are so feminine...)
Q Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 on the dawn of the anno domini era, this day an egg hatched.... that egg contained a young hatchling named jesus...... Wasn't that Christmas?
True_Avery Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 Wasn't that Christmas? That's when the bunny that laid the egg was born silly
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 4, 2010 Author Posted April 4, 2010 egg was laid on christmas eve in a straw manger and inseminated by god on christmas and it rose from its shell on easter
Q Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 But what came first? The Jesus or the egg? Anywho, happy divine Jewish zombie day.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 4, 2010 Author Posted April 4, 2010 god created eggs in his image on the 5th day
Hallucination Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 **** yeah mother****er. Oh, and happy Easter.
ChAiNz.2da Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 Happy Easter, everyone. ChAiNz.2da approves this message. Happy Easter everyone.
Pavlos Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 Happy Easter, folks; hope you all have a lovely time. But what came first? The Jesus or the egg? The egg is a traditional symbol of birth. I gather that the Catholic church appropriated it (in much the same way they did with the Green Man) to better explain the faith: Easter Sunday represents the rebirth of Christ and thus the rebirth of man. The reason why the egg is hollow is that it represents the empty tomb.
jonathan7 Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 Happy Easter All!!!! Jesus wasn't God. Hadn't realised you were a Muslim PastramiX
jrrtoken Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 Hadn't realised you were a Muslim PastramiX By practice and rite, yes. By theology and doctrine... well, I'm more of a mutt.
Sabretooth Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 I don't know what any of you are talking about, I am more easter than any of you
Revan 411 Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 As everyone else said: Happy Easter. Hope everyone has a good one.
Liverandbacon Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 ChAiNz.2da approves this message. Happy Easter everyone. Everyone in the world should approve that message. No matter what religion you are, Cadbury eggs are awesome. Oh and happy Easter. I didn't know that this was when the Jesus-egg hatched. Granted, it's been a while since I looked at the bible, but I always thought that after Original Jesus was killed, an egg was found in his tomb, hatching into rabbit-Jesus, who now gives people chocolate produced in his elf sweatshops, while flying around the world in a rabbit-drawn sleigh.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 5, 2010 Author Posted April 5, 2010 no jesus hatched on easter and went on to destroy tokyo
Liverandbacon Posted April 5, 2010 Posted April 5, 2010 no jesus hatched on easter and went on to destroy tokyo argh! I knew I was mixing him up with Moses.
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