True_Avery Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Turns out Highlander was an alien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkside Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 The street fighter trilogy. Wait, i take that back, now that i think through again, i find myself seeing those as some of the best camp films ive ever seen. And i mean the japanese films with TSURUGI as the main character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 "Brokeback Mountain" Not one Native American Indian in that whole damn movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 "Brokeback Mountain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Wow. I loved that movie. I'm sorry. Truly, I am. Are you kidding me? That is a great inspirational movie. The only thing that it inspired me to do was vomit. Okay, I guess that I'm going to have to provide some context. Check out Good Morning, Vietnam, Dead Poets Society and Awakenings; all starring Robin Williams and all sharing the same basic, now-formulaic premise with Patch Adams. The main difference is that the first three films were actually good, while Patch Adams was anything but. As mentioned, the premise was already formulaic, but here it was pushed to the point where it became an insultingly predictable cliché that used every dirty trick in the book to manipulate the viewer's emotions, and all in an amateurishly hamfisted fashion that was akin to beating the audience over the head. The very thought of this movie fills me with an overwhelming desire to kick Robin Williams in the groin repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedak Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 The new Alice in Wonderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Twilight. ¬_¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VarsityPuppet Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 The sad thing is I've seen a lot of these movies, and for the most part, I thought they were somewhat entertaining. G.I. Joe - Let's be honest, it could have been much better, but I didn't find it unbearable. That said, I probably wouldn't watch it again. Double Dragon - Saw it on TV a couple of years back.. you know, on that channel that always plays old movies no one watches? Super Mario Bros. - It was certainly... interesting. I actually used to like the movie... but then I grew up. Actually if it wasn't so dated (and was named something completely different), it would be an okay movie Son of the Mask - Saw it.. and it sucked Inspector Gadget 2 - Good lord, this movie was terrible. Here's a terrible movie for you: Automaton Transfusion. Indie horror films can be good on occasion, but this one isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexrd Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Twilight. ¬_¬ Is that a movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Turns out Highlander was an alien. This! Worst movie ever! Donnie Dharko is a very, very, very close second... The Patriot. What a load of inaccurate, insulting crap. The one with Steven Seagal in it is better! Even though it is... well a Seagal movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPhil2501 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Seriously, I am very suprised nobody has responded to my post... especially young males. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Its not that it was dreadfully bad in terms of production values. Its just I have never been so afraid of sex after watching that o.0 Men, I highly bid you: If you want to keep your sense of pride and diginity, then DONT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Seriously, I am very suprised nobody has responded to my post... especially young males. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Its not that it was dreadfully bad in terms of production values. Its just I have never been so afraid of sex after watching that o.0 Men, I highly bid you: If you want to keep your sense of pride and diginity, then DONT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. Never seen it but heard some aweful things about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VarsityPuppet Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Donnie Dharko is a very, very, very close second... Awww, shame to hear you say that.. I guess the movie's not for everyone. I personally think it's awesome, but of course, to each his own . Though RH, if you don't like Donnie Darko, then I would suggest you stay very far away from S. Darko and The Box. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Its not that it was dreadfully bad in terms of production values. Its just I have never been so afraid of sex after watching that o.0 That bad huh? This piques my interest... Oh, how could you guys forget? Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Shame really, because it could have been so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Anything with Nicolas Cage (except for Kick-Ass). Put the bunny back in the box... I'll take Cage over a Stallone or Schwarzenegger any day... As for the list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rtas Vadum Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Son of the Mask - Saw it.. and it sucked Compared to the first, which I can't say I see anything wrong with, I can find a lot wrong with the second. Mainly the fact that it tried to bury what the original comics contained, meaning the dark tone the first movie had, at least somewhat. While the first didn't have Carry in the mask very much, it was worse in the sequel, as you only saw the mask character, what, twice? And adding the hair wasn't the worst, but it probably would've worked better if it wasn't so plastic-looking. I'd say the only thing about it that didn't bother me, was Loki's costume(meaning the leathery-deal, with the metal accents). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Awww, shame to hear you say that.. I guess the movie's not for everyone. I personally think it's awesome, but of course, to each his own There are very few movies where I seriously felt that I wanted that part of my life back after viewing, and DD was one of them along with the aforementioned Highlander 2. But yeah, everyone's movie mileage may vary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qui-Gon Glenn Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 U.S. Seals, and the abominable sequel whose name I have thankfully forgotten. My brother-in-law and I watched U.S. Seals (no, not Navy Seals with Sheen and Biehn (another wreck of a movie that one...)) in an altered state, and found ourselves constantly doubled in half laughing at the incredible overacting and ridiculously poor production quality of the show... to the point that we weren't and still aren't sure whether or not it was supposed to be satire. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan 411 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) One of the worst films I've ever seen. My recommendation is to not watch it, especially if your a fan of the games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tysyacha Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 ^^^^^^^ Uh...I think your "pic" is totally "borked", bro. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I just watched Daybreakers. This actually manages to be a worse vampire movie than Twilight, which is sad because it has such an interesting premise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediAthos Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 The Patriot. What a load of inaccurate, insulting crap. I have to disagree that it was a bad movie. I will agree with the historical perspective but it wasn't meant to be historically true though according to the IMDB page several of the characters and events are "loosely" based on actual things. I thought it was a good story and is actually one of my favorite movies. Opinions of course are what they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Are you kidding me? That is a great inspirational movie. A lot of it is lies. If you're going to tell an inspiring true story, try telling the truth first and not adding in a bunch of Hollywood bull****. Patch Adams is real, however the person who got murdered was not his girlfriend but a close male friend, also it didn't happen the way it was portrayed. Also the film claiming that everything was all hunky dory in the present time hampered fundraising efforts. Pearl Harbor Transformers 1 & 2 (Nice going Michael Bay) The Howling 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan 411 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Uh...I think your "pic" is totally "borked", bro. :\ You sure? It's work perfectly fine for me... Ah well. I was refereeing to the Hitman movie in case the picture didn't show up for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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