kipperthefrog Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Okay, we lived in our new house for 5 years since 2000. Our next door nieghbor dosent live in his house, he just gets his mail and leaves. he pays some guy to cut the grass. he never went in his house. his house is always empty. the whole 5 years it was like that with him and his house. We wondered why he doen't either live there or sell his house. We have this theory that there may be a dead bodies in there. He left his back door wide open and never bothered to shut it. We can clearly see that there is trash everywhere in that house. Moutain Dew bottles, Pringles canisters, and TV dinners containers everywhere. Trash all over the floor and EVERYTHING. I never seen anything like it. It stank too. you could see sterios and furnature too. why would he leave his back door wide open for someone to go in ad grab it? Surly athorities may veiw this as a health hazard. We heard stories that since his parents died, he never took the trash out, he eventualy quit paying his utility bills, and slept outside in his car to keep cool or in the case of winter, keep warm. he now drives somewhere else and only returns to get his mail. My dad is afraid to go in there, for he is afraid of what he may find, or he is afraid if he finds something they got him for bracking and entering. My dad says "he's a nutty man!" Hes afraid if he calls the police on him, our ghost neighbor might get mad at him. bad things happen when you get crazy people mad at you.What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinWalker Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 At least he cuts the grass... I've seen houses like this that were moved out of, not sold or rented, and left to ruin without tending the lawn. What happens is, depending on the neighborhood, they become havens for the degenerates in the area that want to do things in private that they're too cheap or young to rent rooms for. Not to mention they quickly become eyesores on the rest of the community as the grass and weeds take over. It's probably the case of an owner who inherited a property he/she hasn't had time or means to improve for sale or use. Or perhaps he/she is simply too lazy to do much more than that. Or... perhaps there are several dead bodies in the basement/closet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Provided that he is capable of communication, you can just ask him:p. Or is that too easy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Yeah, just bring it up while you stop in front of his car while he's getting the mail. "So.. you get rid of those dead bodies yet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by SkinWalker Or... perhaps there are several dead bodies in the basement/closet Why doesn't anyone ever put bodies in the attic? Am I the only one that does that? Anyways, yeah, that's kinda weird, maybe you should go up to him while he's cutting the lawn and ask him what the crap he's doing with the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothiX Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Call the cops, the neighbour won't know who made the call anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by IG-64 Why doesn't anyone ever put bodies in the attic? Am I the only one that does that? If your roof leaks then there's the possibility that the bodies will start decaying in a puddle of water in your attic, and then the water will drip through the ceiling. Nobody wants dead body decay water dripping on their heads. That's why they use the basements. Plus, attics get much hotter in the summer, so the stench would be more noticable. I recommend you relocate your dead bodies IG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Thanks for the tips, i'll move them tonight when no ones around. Gosh, I was wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icemaniax Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 you people, are so weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Ok, back on topic. This enough about the guy, whats up with the house? Is it just a run-down old house no one wants? Are there really dead bodies in there? Are there actually ghosts in there? Are there government people digging a bunker in there? Is that where the WMD's are? Are there aliens in there? Does Popeye grow his spinach in there? Are there people in there holding ping-pong tournaments? Is George Lucas making a machine to destroy all bootleg copies of the Holiday Special in there? Does it have anything to do with Nintendo Revolution? Should I shut up now? Do you care? Will Dr. Claw ever catch Inspector Gadget? Does everyone see the same colors? Will you implode if you fart in space? Will anyone get angry at me for doing this? Only time will tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by IG-64 Thanks for the tips, i'll move them tonight when no ones around. Gosh, I was wondering. Nah, you put them in the basement and when the police start snooping around, that's the first place they'll look. What you have to do is animate them into hellish freaks(preferably in a Transylvanian castle) and just set them to roam upon an American mall. More than fifty percent chance they'll fit right in, and worse comes to worse you'll be responsible for the Breaking News on the 11'oclock news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by IG-64 Does Popeye grow his spinach in there? Will Dr. Claw ever catch Inspector Gadget? Will you implode if you fart in space? Will anyone get angry at me for doing this? Only time will tell. bwahahaha! i loved those ones....i need that lafter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 ITS THE OLD RADLEY PLACE *ahem* We had a neighbor like this...twice. The first time the couple got divorced, the husband became depressed and was financially ruined, so he rented his house out to drug dealers who used the house to sell. We had another neighbor in the same situation, only hes back to normal. He wasn't cuttinghis grass and theres a picture of my holding a ruler up to the side and its alike a 1.5 ft tall. So the best solution is to call your zoning board to see if hes breaking any laws and then anonymously tipping him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 what if he sneaks in there at night, wrecks up the place then leaves? mabey there are quiet parties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 get a minor to go in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datheus Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Molotov cocktail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 It is Friday the 13th. Anyways. You should call the city if they place smells - does he have any animals? They could be in danger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Originally posted by Dave Grohl ITS THE OLD RADLEY PLACE ahah, i love you, i'm reading that book right now actually. yeah thats kinda creepy, i dunno how about...do......stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Call the cops, the neighbour won't know who made the call anyway. It's not illegal to mow your lawn yet, comrade. Is that where the WMD's are? You do realize Dubya could hear you, right? Is George Lucas making a machine to destroy all bootleg copies of the Holiday Special in there? Hopefully. Will you implode if you fart in space? Obviously not, 'cause then every single astronaut who ever went up there would implode, right? Will anyone get angry at me for doing this? Should I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 maybe he just uses the place as an enormous trashcan and lives somewhere else. Those steroes and all may be damaged or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Originally posted by Datheus Molotov cocktail. Best. Quote. Ever. For some reason, that made me laugh harder then IG's random post. But yeah, call your 411(non emergency 911), since it's a non life threatening emergency. If you get your neighbors to call, then they have to do something about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipperthefrog Posted May 14, 2005 Author Share Posted May 14, 2005 Thank you all for your comments. a lot of them were good. and some were funny. There is still no news on what my dad will do yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Originally posted by IG-64 Will you implode if you fart in space? Yes, in fact, my uncle has a funny story about it, the conversation went like this: Fart: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Astronaut 2: *Looks at astronaut 1* Astronaut 1: It wasn't--BAMPH Astronaut 2: Houston, we have a problem. EDIT: Seriously? tape a camera to your dog and send him in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 Originally posted by kipperthefrog Okay, we lived in our new house for 5 years since 2000. Our next door nieghbor dosent live in his house, he just gets his mail and leaves. he pays some guy to cut the grass. he never went in his house. his house is always empty. the whole 5 years it was like that with him and his house. We wondered why he doen't either live there or sell his house. We have this theory that there may be a dead bodies in there. He left his back door wide open and never bothered to shut it. We can clearly see that there is trash everywhere in that house. Moutain Dew bottles, Pringles canisters, and TV dinners containers everywhere. Trash all over the floor and EVERYTHING. I never seen anything like it. It stank too. you could see sterios and furnature too. why would he leave his back door wide open for someone to go in ad grab it? Surly athorities may veiw this as a health hazard. We heard stories that since his parents died, he never took the trash out, he eventualy quit paying his utility bills, and slept outside in his car to keep cool or in the case of winter, keep warm. he now drives somewhere else and only returns to get his mail. My dad is afraid to go in there, for he is afraid of what he may find, or he is afraid if he finds something they got him for bracking and entering. My dad says "he's a nutty man!" Hes afraid if he calls the police on him, our ghost neighbor might get mad at him. bad things happen when you get crazy people mad at you.What do you think? Man thats uBer creepy. Luckily i dont have a neighbour like that. Since his backdoor is always open, grab a baseball bat, some homemade grenades and check out his house when hes not in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 Theory 2: It is probably a secret hideout for MJ-12, and they're living in the basement. They use all that junk as cover against those them weird aliens with "Microsoft R0XX0R" taped on their foreheads... Yeah, MJ12 is still trying to take over the world. The whole FBI thing was a sham, I say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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