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Let's just hope the conservatives don't jump on this... "if we allow gay marriage, we'll have to allow car marriage too! IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE!! :O"

 

I'm a conservative, and I say: "Horray! Marriage has been saved!"

 

Techincally, you can't have sex with an inaminate object, so therefore, you can't commit adultery with it. It's not beastiatly, since you are not vioalting the rights of the animal, the car is not living, and by definiton has no rights. It's...strange, but if it turns you on, better having sex with a car that can't get you pregeant rather than reproducing with actual humans, outside of the confines of marraige. Just...you know, don't let that obession overwhealm you.

 

And, to have said "sex" with cars along with a loving, mongonmous marriage with a female. :)

 

...Then again, I'm not like most conservatives. ;)

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*groans at RJM* You just had to say that didnt you?

 

Yes, I can just see conservatives and other anti-gay politicians harping about how this is going to destroy marriage as we know it.

A woman tried to marry a snake once. It was all over the MSN home page. :giveup:

 

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Marriages between humans and other living beings are not uncommon in India. A tribal girl was married to a dog near Bhubaneshwar recently.

 

What the... Gay marriage is all good... and vehicle homo-erotica is just another fetish no worse than furry.

 

But human-animal marriage is a bit far... there is a difference between human-snake and human-twi'lek.

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Whilst im sure this is a recognised condition. As anyone who has ever lived in the UK will know, "The Sun" prints dogsh!t. On it's website, in it's newspaper and id bet the editors eat it too. I need not remind anyone that these are the same people that said Star Wars Episode 3 was cancelled to due to "lack of interest"....

 

This is taking Herbie to a whole new level! :o

 

:smash:

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