teacher nicknames

[Totenkopf]

Like the title, anybody remember the various nicknames they gave the teachers in their schools? The ones I recall in HS are as follows: Skywalker (last name was Walker), Capelephant, Wide@ass, Speedy and The Rat (scrunched face).

 

In grade school we had 2 principals at one point: peaches and ogre. Guess they liked doing the good cop-bad cop routine. In 6th grade there was a teacher that got named big boobs for the obvious reasons.

[milo]

In junior high our principals last name was Rasband, but everyone called him Spazband or Raspberry.

[Mike Windu]

Hmm... I called my track coach Coach. That dude was scary.

[Hallucination]

Spanish 11: Kwintanila (an anglicised pronunciation of her name)

Math 10: Bally

Ed. Phys. 8/10: Baldilocks

Ed. Phys. 9: Baldilocks II, Baldilocks Mark II

Science 10: Warnie

Science 8: Spring'n Bald

Fran. Lang. 9/10: Blondielocks

V.P.: Spazzarena/Paz (his name was Pazarena)

 

Some guys called my Science 9 teacher 'coach'. She wasn't very impressed.

[John Galt]

hmm...

Walrus Man-The transportation director. Flabby face, walrus mustasche, the works... all he needed were a good set of tusks and a brown suit...

Johnny B Goode- Math teacher whose name was John

Ole Pick n Flick- 5th grade history teacher. Kinda self-explanatory.

Slayer- Football coach/freshman history teacher. That guy really could be scary(memory of him chasing down a druggie in an SUV)

[Samnmax221]

My Geography Teacher in 7th grade thought that if he stuck his hands in his pockets and tried to play all subtle no one would see him scratch his balls, he was wrong. His name was Sandberg, we called him Sandballs.

[Bob Lion54]

I played football in middle school and high school. The only nicknames I can remember were for coaches.

 

Lets see... In middle school, our school colour was blue. For gym class, we wore a blue T-Shirt with our logo on it and blue shorts. Now, remember this was middle school. We were like 12 years old and the gym uniform was was not made for large adults.

 

One of coaches was a HUGH man... I'd say at least 300 Pounds. Probably more. Somehow, he managed to squeeze into one of the uniforms and wore it to football practice every day. We soon took to calling him "Papa Smurf." He didn't like that too much. heh

 

Now in high school we had a coach that was... well, your "typical football coach." He liked shouting, a lot. He was also a redneck. Most of the time, he would wear a baseball cap to practice and developed a tan line on his forehead.

 

Somewhere along the was, we gave him the nickname "Coach Sunshine" because of his "redness" and his "sunny" personality. In all honesty, he was a great coach... he just like to yell.

[MdKnightR]

There was one teacher at a high school I attended everyone called "Wide-Load" because she had the biggest backside of anyone we'd ever seen. Funny thing is, the rest of her wasn't all that hefty.

 

Then there was a math teacher named Mr. Crider, but everyone called him "Critter."

[SithRevan]

My English teacher use to call us all "Mouth Breathers". It was funny but kinda stupid at the same time.

 

The last part of my 8th year in school I was called Revan because of my know affiliation with Kotor. I was also called Lord, Leader, and one time meatbag.... I thought that was actually pretty funny though and the guy how said it became a good friend of mine.

[RC-1162]

Our 9th grade math teacher had the initials MT. We used to call him "MT Box" (say it aloud) since he wasn't much of a teacher.

Our present bio teacher has a very small moustache, we call him "Charlie", after Charlie Chaplin .

Speaking of moustaches, there was this other guy who left a while back. He had a really thick one. One day he came to watch us train for the athletics events in some inter school program and he was wearing a cap. His name since then: "Super Mario"

[DrPhil2501]

In Year Eight, I had a Drama teacher called Mr. Martin. Pretty soon, we all called him Mr. Martini (I think that's how you pronounce that alcoholic beverage... eh!)

 

And we also had a teacher called Mr. Panerson, and boy was he a real dick of a teacher. And pretty soon, we all started calling him Mr Penison behind his back.

[JediKnight707]

My Geography Teacher in 7th grade thought that if he stuck his hands in his pockets and tried to play all subtle no one would see him scratch his balls, he was wrong. His name was Sandberg, we called him Sandballs.

 

As for nicknames:

Through out my years, I've just had the cliches. Mr. *******, Mrs. Fugly, Ms. Damn-she's-hot, etc.

[HerbieZ]

We did'nt really have nicknames for the teachers but i named one Shipman for his uncanny resemblance to our local (now deceased) mass murderer.

[MdKnightR]

Oh. I remember one! It was a nickname that the teacher requested his students to use for him....and you'll know why. He was a great teacher! I took his Freshman level Psychology class in college. On the first day of class, he told us to call him "Dr. Sam" (which was his first name). His full name was Sam Fluck. You get the idea? He told us that he grew up in a small German community in Pennsylvania where that was a fairly common surname. He didn't start having problems until he went off to college and found people "misspelling my name on bathroom walls." He said the first day of every class he was in, there was a "Sam Oh-my-God!" on the roll call. hehehe

[PoiuyWired]

Lets se, Apeman, Cock(abbreviation of his name), wonderbread, Lady Black(has to do with her fav panties color), various nicknames referring to the breast size of the popular teachers, on and one referring to the size of a male teacher's remarkable blaster size.

[RC-1162]

Poor fellow. I'd hate to have been in his shoes. Sounds like a nice guy though.

[JediMaster12]

My Calculus teacher Mr. Udupa, my mom dubbed Oompa Loompa. She called my band instructor Ms. Ball, Ms Bell. Don't ask me why.

 

I never gave teachers nicknames except my trig teach and I called him the Old Dinosaur. My old boss at BK I called 'Battleaxe' because she is blunt and can be fierce.

[Da_man]

My old social studies teacher gave funny names to a couple of people in the class, such as a short kid with afro became Little Bighead. A guy that wore a 50-cent shirt became Fity cent(that is not a typo:)).

[Trex]

Smithers. If you ever saw him you'd know why.

[Jae Onasi]

I had a 5th grade reading teacher whose name was Ms. Buehl. She ended up getting called Ms. Mule. She was kinda stocky like one, too.

[Simon92]

We don't call our teachers names, we just jip them thoroughly when they don't notice. Sarcasm always defeats teachers

[MdKnightR]

We don't call our teachers names, we just jip them thoroughly when they don't notice. Sarcasm always defeats teachers

 

No, not really. The wise teachers know when NOT to continue a conversation. Its called being ignored.

[Rabish Bini]

MdKnightR, I love your sig, rap sux!

 

Angler because his name was Mr. Fiser and it was pronounced fisher.

Hotty because she was a hot teacher.

Chief because the guy was head of sport.

Baldy because the dudu was bald.

[Emperor Devon]

I recall one teacher in 6th grade who all the kids called Jumbo Jeffers. She had to turn sideways to walk through doors. :\

 

I was surprised no one thought of any other nicknames for her, since she smoked enough to the point her teeth were covered black gunk and always used this truly revolting-smelling perfume.

[mimartin]

I find this tread very juvenile that said I believe I will join in.

 

Mr. Moore 8th grade Texas History teacher was called Mr. Snore. He gave an assignment and then promptly slept the class away. In fairness he looked like he might have been around back in 1845 when Texas became a state.