Shem Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 This is very funny! http://www.asylum.com/2008/06/03/nude-maid-takes-off-with-40k-in-jewels/?icid=1615984947x1203660546x1200309780
Aash Li Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Thats what he gets for hiring a woman to do the housework naked when he could have just had his wife do it. >.>
Boba Rhett Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Thats what he gets for hiring a woman to do the housework naked when he could have just had his wife do it. >.> I love everything about the way you think.
Ztalker Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Ah... Ehm... Questions Raised: If you hired a naked maid, why would you be in any room other than the one where she is cleaning? Where could a nude maid hide that much jewelry for her getaway? Excellent point. Why hire a naked beautifull young women to clean your house when all you do is read the paper in another room?
Q Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 I was thinking the exact same thing on both counts. I'd hate to be the fence in this case. Funny stuff.
Aash Li Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Well unlike guys, girls do have an extra... umm... slot to hide stuff in. xD
RedHawke Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Well unlike guys, girls do have an extra... umm... slot to hide stuff in. xD *Left eye starts to twitch* I had a perfectly good eye until I read that!
Boba Rhett Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 *fumbles around looking for the THREAD OF THE YEAR button in moderation panel*
Miles Edgeworth Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Well unlike guys, girls do have an extra... umm... slot to hide stuff in. xD Uhh... Great! Now I can't think without being highly disturbed.
mimartin Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Well unlike guys, girls do have an extra... umm... slot to hide stuff in. xD Trust me, that is the one place any guy would have seen her hide something.
JCarter426 Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Well unlike guys, girls do have an extra... umm... slot to hide stuff in. xD *refrains from making dirty comment involving jewels and slots*
DarthAve Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 ~headsmack~ Why would a woman even be a naked maid in the first place? I mean, seriously?? I mean, it's like lower than a stripper! IF you a stripper at least you have rhythm, but a naked maid. You're just fulfilling every man's fantasy of a wife... Some women are so dumb...
JCarter426 Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Why would a woman even be a naked maid in the first place? She gets paid $100 an hour.
DarthAve Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 She gets paid $100 an hour. So she's whoring herself out? You couldn't pay me $200 an hour to take off my clothes and clean. I hate cleaning, also I'm not that good looking.
The Source Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 :lol: Wow! Now I know where the female smugglers in sci-fi shows hide things. **Washes the computer screen off from laughter splattered coke.**
Miltiades Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Trust me, that is the one place any guy would have seen her hide something. That'd depend on... you know, never mind. But come on, he leaves the woman alone in the room where all the jewelry is stuffed?!
JCarter426 Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 So she's whoring herself out? Exactly. But come on, he leaves the woman alone in the room where all the jewelry is stuffed?! This guy paid someone $100 an hour to do a $7 an hour job naked, and then went into another room where he couldn't see her. I think it's safe to assume he doesn't have much common sense.
Shem Posted June 5, 2008 Author Posted June 5, 2008 Well unlike guys, girls do have an extra... umm... slot to hide stuff in. xDThere's more information than I needed to hear today.
leXX Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Oh I don't know about the extra slot. My husband develops an extra assh0le from time to time.
Jae Onasi Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 This thread has boldly gone where no one has gone before, and then some....
Miltiades Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Wow. What a way to get divorced. _EW_ I don't want to know how he met his wife in the first place...
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