Tysyacha Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 This is a thread to discuss all things wedding-related. Are you getting married in the near future? Are you married, and would you like to tell us about your own wedding? Are you single and fantasizing about weddings? What were your wedding colors? Music? Themes? Thoughts and feelings? Creative ideas for cakes, favors, etc.? Tell us about it! *is ready to "Let the reception begin!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 penis cake with only a bride on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Have no desire to be married or in a relationship, and plan on remaining that way for as long as possible and possibly longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Have you amassed your cat army yet, Avery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrrtoken Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I hope to build a harem some day; by then, marriage of any sort shall be obsolete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 weddings: i've been to them. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Have you amassed your cat army yet, Avery? I have one white Persian! 99 to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 This is a thread to discuss all things wedding-related. Are you getting married in the near future? Are you married, and would you like to tell us about your own wedding? Are you single and fantasizing about weddings? What were your wedding colors? Music? Themes? Thoughts and feelings? Creative ideas for cakes, favors, etc.? Tell us about it! *is ready to "Let the reception begin!* This thread is doomed and deep inside, you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 penis cake with only a bride on it Needs a sign that says 'model to scale,' IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Should I ever meet a female who I consider really intelligent, we'll go see a judge and be done with it. Until then I'll just stick to screwing around with ones that I consider sort of intelligent. Needs a sign that says 'model to scale,' IMHO. of importance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Married almost 19 years. Colors: peach and teal (don't knock it, it looked great). We had a wedding with family and friends and then an SCA wedding at an event a few weeks later with a bunch of SCA friends around us. We had to be creative because we were poor college students. Friends got together and made the silk flower bouquets for us. My grandma and her friends held the reception at her subdivision's party house, one of her other friends made us a wedding cake (she was a professional cake decorator) for a gift. We got married in the campus chapel (built like a cathedral, gorgeous stained glass). Our processional was Trumpet Voluntary and Purcell's Trumpet Tune in D Major, the recessional was a beautiful organ rendition of the Doxology. The boys, of course, have to be silly in this thread, because the truth is, marriage and in general commitment of any kind scares the living crap out of them, and by saying completely stupid sh*t, they don't have to admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawathehutt Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Aside from being in high school, I'm far too shallow and don't care enough to take a relationship past a fling, marriage is completely out of the picture for me at the moment. I've been to weddings, I understand they're big events for those who care about the people getting married/the people getting married, but I don't think I had even heard of the people whose weddings I attended, they're usually third cousins or something in laws that I'll never talk to in my life. So I generally just lose interest about a minute into the thing and zone out. Receptions I find slightly less annoying, they remind me of high school dances, which I find generally pointless and wastes of money, except with wedding receptions, I can't hit on the girls since I never know who is actually related to me and my guess would be that people wouldn't be to happy if I started asking around if there was any drinky-drinky going on in someones basement after the thing. Call me immature to the feelings of others or whatever you want, but the way I see it, most marriage ceremonies(at least in my experience) are exceptional wastes of time for a lot of the people who are there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adavardes Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 The boys, of course, have to be silly in this thread, because the truth is, marriage and in general commitment of any kind scares the living crap out of them, and by saying completely stupid sh*t, they don't have to admit it. I find this to be incredibly sexist and presumptive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Lighten up, it was just a jab at the people who weren't following the topic. Been to weddings, haven't had one. My sister and her husband drove off on a huge Harley, which was pretty hardcore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Sam don't be silly, no fun posts are allowed. I have only been to a couple weddings and not for more than several years now. Don't plan to have one of my own for quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I hope to build a harem some day; by then, marriage of any sort shall be obsolete. Bless you my son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 The boys, of course, have to be silly in this thread, because the truth is, marriage and in general commitment of any kind scares the living crap out of them, and by saying completely stupid sh*t, they don't have to admit it. Naww..... The Christian approach to marriage just isn't for me. No sex before marriage, marry some dumb bitch, have kids, go to church, die; not for me, not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I find this to be incredibly sexist and presumptive. But we know it's true. We can just keep bitching, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I'd like to quote my girlfriend, when I was talking about marriage (in a fun way) with her dad: "Don't push it dad. Everything that's further away on the calender then two weeks scares the crap out of him." Sort of true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkstrong16 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I hope to build a harem some day; by then, marriage of any sort shall be obsolete. I'm with Red Hawk... Bless you child anyway.. I'd like to quote my girlfriend, when I was talking about marriage (in a fun way) with her dad: "Don't push it dad. Everything that's further away on the calender then two weeks scares the crap out of him." Sort of true. I think our girlfriends might be related.... Or very close friends. I would like to get married someday. To the girl I'm with now. But I want a wedding with three people there. No more then that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I personally, plan to not get married until I find a woman as smart as me, who looks good, and has a sence of humor (which hasn't happened yet) and when I do get maried, I'm gonna take a hint from the Mando'ade, and keep it short, simple, and under $5.00. (Forget the license and minister xD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I have been to many a wedding in my lifetime, I have yet to go to my own, but I'm fine with that:D I think it's funny to see my brothers and sisters get married, then I can say, "I feel so old!!" I wonder how that makes them feel.... Anyway, I shall find the right woman...but I've got lots of time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 But I want a wedding with three people there. No more then that It's unfortunate that the law in most western countries say that a marriage consists of two people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I find this to be incredibly sexist and presumptive.Well, since the boys in this thread were the ones making the stupid comments, I think it's true. Presumptive? No, just an accurate observation on the people who've posted here. I've read enough posts by nearly all the people who've written in this thread, including some of yours on marriage, to know that most are either way too young to make commitments at this time or are scared ****less by the very idea of any kind of serious commitment. Some have been honest enough to admit their discomfort, the rest make fun of marriage to cover up their discomfort with the idea of long term commitment to someone they love. Just an observation of the particular people here. As for the harems...I want one filled with manly Orlando Blooms and Hugh Jackmans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 As for the harems...I want one filled with manly Orlando Blooms and Hugh Jackmans. You should know that that is not physically possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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