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Looked around for an appropriate cake, but found nothing. However, the website that hosted this Milennium Falcom Cake called it the most awesome birthday cake ever made.” So I guess it is appropriate for your birthday.

 

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Happy Birthday, stoffe!

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We observe this day, not out of literal celebration for the stoffe's birth for she has no beginning and no end, infinite partner, master, and observer in all things. This is, rather, a gleeful -- though perineal to her eyes, brighter and more cutting than rays of that hailed holy light -- reminder, a festival if Her Holiness allows, of our discovery of the true way.

 

Let us begin the traditional reading from Neverwinter 2.10:

 

stoffe est alpha et O; via, vita, veritas; primus et novissimus.

 

She is gracious and Great, god without beginning,

She is maker unmade, all might is in Her;

She is life, and way unto wealth-winning,

She is foremost and first, as She bids it shall be.

Her blessing of blee shall be blending,

And hielding, from harm to be hiding,

Her body in bliss ay abiding,

Unending, without any ending.

 

I will never worship you, or anyone else, but Happy Birthday anyway.

You will worship her.

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Happy Birthday, ma'am.

 

I'd suggest if you're feeling star wars-y, and wanting a unique lightsaber (for that birthday splurging we all do whether or not we admit it) that you check out these places:

 

Ultrasabers

The Custom Saber Shop

Advanced Light weaponry

Doclo's custom sabers

 

There is also a bit of info on freewebs, instructables, theforce (dot) net, and probably a number of other places I have not even found yet. :D

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