RedHawke Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Captain: (To RedHawke) "How was your trip?" RedHawke: (To Captain) "Oh just fine, we got the bounty... though No Name and I played hot-potato with Boba Fett with a Thermal Detonator and won... nothing special." RedHawke: (To Hutt Gangster) "Now my friend I do indeed have the Force with me, and for the record, I love a good mutually beneficial business arrangement, but my friend No Name over there has what he calls the Brute Force™ with him and he calls upon it often... so which one of us do you truly wish to deal with today?" RedHawke: (To Group, after an attack and coming in an airlock in just clothes) Hard vacuum, that'll sure wake you up in the morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ten-96 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 This one, I found a bit disturbing: Darth Vader to Luke about Leia - "Your feelings are strong ... especially for ... a sister!! Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Abdedu hudiama mudiama mookeya, hah? ~ Nien Nunb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith'ari Darth Bane Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 "I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men... but the women, and the children too. They're like animals! And I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!" ―Anakin to Padmé after slaughtering a Sandpeople settlement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demongo Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 "At an end your rule is." "Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?" "Not if anything to say about it I have" "Mine, or I will help you not!" "Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing …" "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!" I love Yoda:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Now there may be one just like this but it must be pretty old because I couldn't find it. You can post your fave star wars quotes here though. [snip] I weep that none of your quotes were from the films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gob Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Here are some lines in Star Wars that could have a sexual meaning: Ummm... dude? You forgot, "I thought these things smelled bad on the outside." The thought of being without you... I can't breathe! —Anakin Skywalker Proving why George Lucas is the go-to guy for pick up lines. YOU ARE SOFTER THAN SAND.... milady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 *There....is......an......other...sky....walk...........er and *the guy in the crowd yelling SON OF THE SUNS in TPM and ROTJ mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyr'am Galaar Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 "Yub, yub." ~Wicket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demongo Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 "Yub, yub." ~Wicket "Roaaaaarrrrr" ~Rancor:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Obi Wan: “He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.” Luke: “It's not impossible. I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.” As a kid, this was the line that made me realized that Han was way cooler than Luke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 VADER: "You don't know the poowweer of the darkside!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 The thought of being without you... I can't breathe! —Anakin Skywalker Proving why George Lucas is the go-to guy for pick up lines. In response... "My heart is beating, hoping that kiss won't become a scar." -Anakin, trying to make the fact that he's alive romantic "I have a bad feeling about this." -Pretty much everyone who's anyone in Star Wars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! --Jabba Desilijic Tiure HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!! --Salacious B. Crumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcesious Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 An exchange with 'Yoda' on the Ask Yoda website: Me: "Are you bored?" Yoda: "Yes, this is the way of the Force." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 An exchange with 'Yoda' on the Ask Yoda website: Me: "Are you bored?" Yoda: "Yes, this is the way of the Force." /10character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 'At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge' --Darth Maul Uh, cheesy as hell.. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 'At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.' --Darth Maul :rofl:That should be added to Shem's post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aner21 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 "The emperor does not share your optimistic apraisal of the situation" Vader concerning construction of Death Star II. Not a favorite per say but it stuck with me since I first heard it (and english isn't my first language) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediAthos Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 "Commander tear this ship apart until you've found those plans, and bring me the passengers I want them alive!" -Vader "Ah, Governor Tarkin, I should've known I'd find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench the moment I was brought onboard." -Princess Leia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Yuthura Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 "How we doing?" "Same as always." "That bad, huh?" ---Han and Luke "Fat people always lie." "Your face is all scrunched up like a Kinrath pup." "What can I say, It's fun." -Revan "Fun? Fun?! Driving me insane is your idea of a good time?!" -Bastila "I should have stopped you long ago. Your machinations end here, outcast!" "You lived too long, old man." -Vrook and Exile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 "Ah, Governor Tarkin, I should've known I'd find you holding Vader's leash. The Empire were into bondage.. Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gob Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 The Empire were into bondage.. Who knew? So that's what the officer uniforms are for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 The Empire were into bondage.. Who knew? ! How did I know you would say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Captain: (To RedHawke) "How was your trip?" RedHawke: (To Captain) "Oh just fine, we got the bounty... though No Name and I played hot-potato with Boba Fett with a Thermal Detonator and won... nothing special." RedHawke: (To Hutt Gangster) "Now my friend I do indeed have the Force with me, and for the record, I love a good mutually beneficial business arrangement, but my friend No Name over there has what he calls the Brute Force™ with him and he calls upon it often... so which one of us do you truly wish to deal with today?" RedHawke: (To Group, after an attack and coming in an airlock in just clothes) Hard vacuum, that'll sure wake you up in the morning! Darth InSidious: (on taking over the Galactic Republic): When I was a lad I served a term As office boy to an attorney's firm I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor And I polished up the handle of the big front door I polished up that handle so carefully That now I am the Ruler of the Galaxy! As office boy I made such a mark That they gave me the post of a junior clerk I served the writs with a smile so bland And I copied all the letters in a big round hand I copied all the letters in a hand so free That now I am the Ruler of the Galaxy! In serving writs I made such a name That an articled clerk I soon became I wore clean collars and a brand-new suit For the Pass Examination at the Institute And that Pass Examination did so well for me That now I am the Ruler of the Galaxy! Of legal knowledge I became a hoarder That they took me into the Jedi Order And that Force of Law I would ween Was the only Force that I ever had seen But that kind of Force so suited me That now I am the Ruler of the Galaxy! I grew so puissant that I went late, By a pocket planet into the Senate I always voted at my Party's call And I seemed as though I never thought for myself at all I "thought so little", they rewarded me By making me the Ruler of the Galaxy! Now, gentles all, whoever you may be If you want to rise to the top of the tree If your soul isn't fettered to an Jedi school, Be careful to be guided by this golden rule Stick close to your wits and avoid philosophy And you all may be Rulers of the Galaxy! But it's always nice to escape for a while and role-play a modder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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