Sabretooth Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 ........... ...................__ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 靑日 Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Happy Birthday, jmac! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Happy Birthday Jmac! Hope you have a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 happy 4th jmac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 yay my very own birthday thread ........... ...................__ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..................../´¯/) ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´(..´......,~/'...') .........\.................\/..../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\ I LOST IT IN 'NAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 happy birthday jmac-kun <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanir Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Be wary of people asking you to bend over and blow out the candles. It's a funny story with a sad ending. Happy b'day mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Happy Birthday, Jmac!! Now then....in order to commemorate this day... I present you with.... ...REVOLUTION All internet terrorists are doomed:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Across the havoc of war, I salute you. Happy birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Happy b-day jmac, I got you an epic Sushi Cake, enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Happy Birthday! Only advice I can give for the upcoming year is: don't terrorize the internetz too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Happy birthday jmac, I got you nudes of Graham Norton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Belated happy birthday, jmac. I got you some culture: S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse A persona che mai tornasse al mondo, Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse. Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero, Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo. Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherized upon a table; Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets, The muttering retreats Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells: Streets that follow like a tedious argument Of insidious intent To lead you to an overwhelming question… Oh, do not ask, "What is it?" Let us go and make our visit. In the room the women come and go Talking of Michelangelo. The yellow fog that rubs its back upon the window-panes, The yellow smoke that rubs its muzzle on the window-panes Licked its tongue into the corners of the evening, Lingered upon the pools that stand in drains, Let fall upon its back the soot that falls from chimneys, Slipped by the terrace, made a sudden leap, And seeing that it was a soft October night, Curled once about the house, and fell asleep. And indeed there will be time For the yellow smoke that slides along the street, Rubbing its back upon the window-panes; There will be time, there will be time To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet; There will be time to murder and create, And time for all the works and days of hands That lift and drop a question on your plate; Time for you and time for me, And time yet for a hundred indecisions, And for a hundred visions and revisions, Before the taking of a toast and tea. In the room the women come and go Talking of Michelangelo. And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?" Time to turn back and descend the stair, With a bald spot in the middle of my hair— [They will say: "How his hair is growing thin!"] My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin, My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin— [They will say: "But how his arms and legs are thin!"] Do I dare Disturb the universe? In a minute there is time For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse. For I have known them all already, known them all— Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons; I know the voices dying with a dying fall Beneath the music from a farther room. So how should I presume? And I have known the eyes already, known them all— The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase, And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin, When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall, Then how should I begin To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways? And how should I presume? And I have known the arms already, known them all— Arms that are braceleted and white and bare [but in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!] Is it perfume from a dress That makes me so digress? Arms that lie along a table, or wrap about a shawl. And should I then presume? And how should I begin? . . . . . Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets And watched the smoke that rises from the pipes Of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows? … I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. . . . . . And the afternoon, the evening, sleeps so peacefully! Smoothed by long fingers, Asleep… tired… or it malingers, Stretched on the floor, here beside you and me. Should I, after tea and cakes and ices, Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis? But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed, Though I have seen my head [grown slightly bald] brought in upon a platter, I am no prophet—and here's no great matter; I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker, And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker, And in short, I was afraid. And would it have been worth it, after all, After the cups, the marmalade, the tea, Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me, Would it have been worth while, To have bitten off the matter with a smile, To have squeezed the universe into a ball To roll it toward some overwhelming question, To say: "I am Lazarus, come from the dead, Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all"— If one, settling a pillow by her head, Should say: "That is not what I meant at all. That is not it, at all." And would it have been worth it, after all, Would it have been worth while, After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets, After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor— And this, and so much more?— It is impossible to say just what I mean! But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen: Would it have been worth while If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl, And turning toward the window, should say: "That is not it at all, That is not what I meant, at all." . . . . . No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be; Am an attendant lord, one that will do To swell a progress, start a scene or two, Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool, Deferential, glad to be of use, Politic, cautious, and meticulous; Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse; At times, indeed, almost ridiculous— Almost, at times, the Fool. I grow old… I grow old… I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled. Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach? I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I do not think that they will sing to me. I have seen them riding seaward on the waves Combing the white hair of the waves blown back When the wind blows the water white and black. We have lingered in the chambers of the sea By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown Till human voices wake us, and we drown. Use it well, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 May you hack someone off today. Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bee Hoon Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Happy belated birthday, jaymack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Happy Birthday mate. you get your own logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 happy bday jmac! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 A Happy Harlequin Birthday Indeed Now get back to work delivering those pizzas!! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 DSHAYMAK FOR SUPER ADMIN WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME DAMNIT <3<3<3<3<3<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 DSHAYMAK FOR SUPER ADMIN WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME DAMNIT <3<3<3<3<3<3 My bad--I got a litle distracted by some socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME DAMNIT thats because: All your base are belong to us. simply that. til you not have 'all your base' belonging to 'us' then we'll listen. for now, pay attention to you own problems... btw: All my base belong to me, so Kookee for Mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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