REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Your history is unknown, your innocence unproven, you exist in a hopeless world of despair, your past deeds can no longer affect your outcome and don't matter at all, you are now on death row awaiting your execution tomorrow. What is your last meal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Chili Chicken, Tandoori, Biryani, some Mountain Dew and Mutton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Is this a trick question? What person would think of something like that? I would prefer to live life to the fullest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 Ok, fine just for you (you party pooper) You're 90 years old, lying in a hospital bed, dying of natural causes, with your family and friends all there, assuming you can still eat and still have enough time to eat and socialize, what do you want your grandchildren to fix you for your last meal? No one else gets this one from now on though;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 plz use livejournal for your depressing musings last meal...I'd prefer a conjugal visit. If not, pizza would do mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 N/A. I intend to live forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 the blood of my enemies. j/k nothing. I wouldn't be hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I'd simply attempt to break free and escape the prison. Why would I be executed anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Puma Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Fillet Mignon wrapped in Bacon, Shrimp, Lobster, and a huge glass of sweet Ice Tea. Oh yeah and some honey Biscuits on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 geez ppl, can't you answer a hypothetical question without making it an "event" hehehe... As for me: Double Cheesburger, prepared medium to rare (if it's well-done I'd have to kick something ) - Angus Beef - Sharp Cheddar (1 slice) - Spinach Leaf - Grainger County Tomatoe - Dill Pickle - Dijon or spiced Mustard - Ketchup - no mayo, no onions - Whole wheat bun, no sesame seeds Side of Steak Fries with skins and an Abita TurboDog, on draft... chilled mug preferable... Man, I think I know what I'm making for dinner tonight! hehehe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Q'ol Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Well let's see... Soup NewEngland clam chowder with hand selected clams freshly gathered from just off the coast of Nova Scotia. Hand selected by me of course. The potatoes would be from Idaho and once again grown and hand picked by me. This would have to be made by my friend's great grandma somewhere near Concorde, Mass. ...she'd, of course, need my help. Salad An Artichoke Antalaha bean salad made with the fresh greens and peas of Madagascar would be next. Again grown, hand picked, and tossed myself. Main It's off to Japan for fresh Sashimi Anago and Unagi. Caught and lightly smoked by, you guessed it, me. Of course, I'd have to take a course to learn how to dive and catch eel in the ocean. Can't have sushi without Hamachi (yellowfin tuna). Don't forget the wasabi. And, how could you have a last meal without poi? Only made in Hawaii. Desert After all of that, only an Argentinian fluff cake made exclusively in La Plata will do. Perhaps an italian ice from Milan could finish things off, but that would only be after two pints of stout at McMurray's in Dublin. ...OK, you can kill me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Actually, on second thoughts, if I was about to be executed, my last meal would probably be a long one, laced with painkillers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 meh, it really wouldn't matter much to me. but since you're asking: toss salad w/ bleu cheese dressing a 'loaded' baked potatoe 14oz. porterhouse steak basted in worchestershire sauce, portobello mushrooms, diced green onions, and a shot of malt vinegar overnight, and then cooked medium a cup of the strongest possible arabic coffee and a flask of 200 proof vodka to dull the senses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 On second thought, if I was to be executed by microwave, my last meal would be metal, lots and lots of metal. Or something so I go out with a bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kensai Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 A key to the cell...and a gun, them's not for eating though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Last meal? Heck, it'd probably take all day for me to get this all down.... No salad for me--why eat 'healthy' on your last meal? Unless it's my sister's mandarin orange salad, then I'll have a little bit. Red Lobster biscuits Hummus and pitas A little bit of each: Pizza--Deep dish cheese and sausage from Infusino's or Giordano's Steak--medium filet mignon Shrimp scampi Meat pierogies A gyro from Nazereth Deli in Columbus, OH Cornbread casserole some homemade mashed potatoes and gravy Dessert--a little (or a lot): Some cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory (or Eli's) Homemade brownies A few thin mints Greater's Ice Cream (the finest in the world, found in OH)--a little of Peanut butter chocolate chunk, coconut chocolate chunk, and oreo with strawberry topping. Drink: Pina colada Top shelf Margarita Diet Pepsi Kauai coffee with hazelnut creamer Snack with a movie: Buttered movie popcorn More Diet Pepsi I'd certainly die happy if I didn't fall over from a heart attack first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 No salad for me--why eat 'healthy' on your last meal? ... ... Diet Pepsi ... ... More Diet Pepsi hmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I would break out of jail, pretending I am dead and run away to continue living. MUAHAHAHAHA! Life is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 That's a tough question... I'll just take the same things you all are having. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 It's hard to narrow down. It'd be either a lot of metal, all the food in the prison, or the nearest guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Off the top of my head, I'd have for dinner: pizza (plain and sausage), cheesburgers, hamburgers, roast duck, fried chicken, roast chicken, baked chicken, marinated chicken, sausages, pasta, roast beef, marinated pork, roast pork, chicken fajitas, chicken burritos, chicken enchiladas, beef fajitas, burritos and enchiladas, pork burritos, fajitas and enchiladas, chicken soup, every type of sushi, rabbit stew, lam stew, lamb legs, plain rice, Indian rice, brown rice, too many categories of bread for me to put down, steak, baked potatoes, potato soup, scalloped potatoes, mashed potatoes and gravy, red lobster, shrimp, halibut, salmon, turkey, stuffing, french fries, chicken calzone, buttered toast, toast with all sorts of jams, bagels (every type!), pork loin, spare ribs, roast pig, chicken pot pie (extra helpings) apples, strawberries, fruit salad, scambled eggs with cheese, pancakes, and waffles. For desert, I would have: scones, strudel, kringel, apple cake, apple pie, apple crunch, chocolate-strawberry pie, strawberry shortcake, pumpkin pie, chocolate pecan pie, strawberry-rhubarb crunch, donuts of every shape, size and flavor, bags of candies, turkish delight, ice cream, pastries of every imaginable size and flavor... For beverages: Wine of every possible flavor, kegs of beer, milk, orange juice, strawberry juice, milkshakes, whiksey, brandy, ale, rum... I'll also have a larger stomach on the side. The most I can eat at one sitting is five plates. I intend to eat five plates worth of food for each and every item I listed, and once I'm done, I'll go back for seconds, thirds, fourths, fifths, sixths, sevenths, eigths, ninths, tenths... I'd just go on eating till it was time for my execution. Call me a glutton, but this would be my last meal... I intend to make it as enjoyable as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Haggis, I wouldn't eat it, however it does require roughly 48 hours to acquire in most places in the U.S. Also, I'd want some sort of endangered animal to be cooked for me, as that would delay my execution even more due to legal issues (the only time animal rights activists could be of any use in my opinion). No idea what I would actually have to eat though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 @Devon: This thread is about what you would eat if you were going to die, not how you would try to prove the Big Bang Theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 @Astro, A conjugal visit for your last meal? If you think about the way you worded it... @Stinger, uhh, What's wrong with her using diet pepsi as an unhealthy last food? I eat lean pockets, but they aren't healthy in the stacks that I consume;) @Devon, I think you've actually come up with the best sentence avoidance as well, they won't be able to administer a proper execution because they can't fit you through your cell door, and if all the food kills you, you wouldn't need to bother with electricity or poison:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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