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So Sunday I woke up to the awesomeness that is my days off and made a trip up to Fort Worth to hang out with a good friend of mine who is on leave from the Marine Corps. We went to Home Depot and made a beer bong and purchased some alcohol. (I later had the brilliant idea to load the funnel with rum).

 

Then came Monday. My girlfriend came over and we watched some cartoons before she had to leave. After she left for school, I went and continued my search for a ring, where I stumbled in upon the ring I would eventually get. So after some heavy debating, I asked the saleswoman to hold the ring and I would return from my bank. So with the cash in my hand, I returned to the jewelry store and made the single greatest purchase I've made since I bought my first toy lightsaber. I was jumpy and anxious, ready to open that box the next time and hear the word yes.

 

Well, eventually lunch came. Here was my chance. We went to a nearby park with a nice little waterfall and rocky bank, a spot we've retreated to many times. I figured this would be the perfect place to make my proposal, so I got in front of her and dropped to a knee. Suddenly I was overwhelmed with a strange warm tingling feeling as though someone had decided to coat me in icyhot and novacaine, all the while kicking me in the testicles. Why was I thinking she would say no? Well, whatever it was, she said yes and everything was great. Stupid grins on both of our faces I returned with her to her school where we parted ways until later that day.

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You thought that was the hard part? Sure you get the sweaty palms and the "zomg will she say no and laugh at me" etc...

 

But now comes the future, eeek..."I want this kind of wedding, those kind of flowers, that b*** isn't coming near my wedding, what do you mean it looks 'nice'??? what did your mom say about me?" etc...etc...

 

I'm enjoying it as well, ah, engagement :)

 

Congrats dude!

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I'm sat here naked drinking a bottle of wine if that's anything to go by.

 

>.< a disturbing image of admirale Ackbar is forming in my head now....

 

o_Q AAAAAAARgghhhggh * bleeds leaks out of ears, as Q's brain explodes*

 

 

@Topic: Congrats and verry happy ever-after mariage life :p

I hope the video won't turn out to hilarious as you strike certain moves on the dance floor and take a tumble to kiss the floor.

 

Perhaps persuade an uncle to do that :lol:

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