igyman Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 no this is a serious discussion topic and belongs in the serious discussion forum, here. You're kiddin' right? Anyhow, I'm not really sure who'd win. If it was a hand to hand combat, probably Revan, just because of the force and all, but if it were a ship to ship combat, I don't really know. Kirk does have the enterprise and if we are to trust YouTube, then we already know Picard defeated Vader and destroyed the Death Star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 You're kiddin' right? Apparently, a debate for who gets to be president of a collection of states warrants a whole new forum, while a hypothetical combat situation between two immensely powerful entities from different dimensions is questioned for its seriousness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommycat Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Tribbles pwn Gizka. They're cute and furry and procreate 10 times as fast. And Revan wouldn't get in the transporter in the first place. Besides, her lightsaber is bigger than his. plus Tribbles are the only creature to make Klingons hyperventilate. Oh and Revan wouldn't HAVE to step into a transporter. Transporters were routinely used to evacuate people from planets... There was even an incident where Scotty was able to use the transporter to place a torpedo behind a bird of prey. I theorize that Tribbles use subquantum hyperaccelerated mitosis or soemthing, getting energy from dark matter to reproduce super fast. (Yep I have no clue what I'm talking about.) Dr McCoy stated exactly how they do it. They are born pregnant. um... did I mention I was a nerd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Okay, what joker of a moderator put the vote on Dragonflies on 9,464? (taps foot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Eveyrone knows that Captain Jean-Luc Picard would mop the floor with anyone else you pit him against. Anyone who's read my blog here on LF knows how much I love Patrick Stewart, and will defend his awesomeness to the death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corinthian Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Kirk has a massive advantage over Revan - we know when and how Kirk dies, and Revan isn't involved, so Revan can't kill Kirk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Quite right, Corinthian! Kirk would have to win! Plus he can make a cannon out of sulphur, diamonds, bamboo and a little bit of rope... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Revan to Kirk... Revan: *Waives hand* I'm not the one you are looking for... Kirk: You... aren't... the one I'm looking for... Revan: *Waives hand* You want that Green Orion Slave Girl over there... Kirk: *Breaks mental influence* WHERE? *Kirk runs off to find green slave girl* *Spock & McCoy hands 250 credits each over to Revan* Revan: Thank you that should be enough to get the parts I need to fix my ship and get outta here. Spock: *Arches eyebrow* Facinating McCoy: I gotta learn how to do that! Fight over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 "He's dead, Jim." "You grab his lightsaber; I'll grab his wallet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corinthian Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Besides, Revan has already shown some vulnerability to brainwashing. All he'd need is sixty seconds alone with Revan and he could persuade Revan that he didn't even exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommycat Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 *Imagining the scene with Nomad being played out with Revan.* Kirk: but you are supposed to be good right Revan: Yes Kirk: well if you are good you aren't supposed to kill. Revan: yes I'm supposed to protect the weak Kirk: Well I'm weak. You were going to kill me. Revan: er... Kirk: Doesn't that mean you should protect me from you? Revan's head explodes with the power of Ultra Thin Plot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrrtoken Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Between Kirk and Revan, Kirk would be vaporized. However, between Data and Revan, well, there's just no contest there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Kirk has defenses against mind-control... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKA-001 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Kirk gets stabbed several times but he breaks Revan's neck anyway because he's way cooler than Revan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Kirk gets stabbed several times but he breaks Revan's neck anyway because he's way cooler than Revan. Non-sequetor. Your facts are uncoordinated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Okay, what joker of a moderator put the vote on Dragonflies on 9,464? (taps foot) Plus he can make a cannon out of sulphur, diamonds, bamboo and a little bit of rope... Naw, that's MacGyver. Now, MacGyver might be able to beat Revan if you give him a shoestring, 3 Hershey bars, a roll of duct tape, and a TRS-80 computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 THE VOTE!!! WHO PUT DRAGONFLIES ON 9,OOO SOMETHING OR OTHER! Reveal Yourself! The wrath of Gizka is a terrible thing to bear! Oy, I think I know... Oh, yeah, and Kirk wouldn't win because his awesomeness doesn't measure up to Revan. Remember the ancient text, "There is no price for Awesomeness..." Kirk didn't get the memo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Naw, that's MacGyver. Now, MacGyver might be able to beat Revan if you give him a shoestring, 3 Hershey bars, a roll of duct tape, and a TRS-80 computer. Actually, he did that in Arena (I think that's the right one), the episode where he had to fight the Gorn (lizard man) without any modern weapons. /trekkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Actually, he did that in Arena (I think that's the right one), the episode where he had to fight the Gorn (lizard man) without any modern weapons. /trekkie I'm glad somebody got the reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I've seen probably every Trek episode over the years except the most recent series, but I don't have them quite memorized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarfieldJL Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I'd say Kirk or Picard could beat Revan, they've fought people whom had powers that make Revan and Malak look like nothing more than mewling infants. Q is one individual And Kirk fought the Greek God Apollo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Kirk does have some pretty awesome victories under his belt, but can he beat the Mandalorians? Of course, then we'd have to do a poll on Kirk versus Boba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 You're kiddin' right? No this thread is SERIOUS BUSINESS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW01 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 His Lord High Kirkness would triumph! KIRK! KIRK! KIRK! KIRK! [/undiscovered Country chant] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarfieldJL Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Kirk does have some pretty awesome victories under his belt, but can he beat the Mandalorians? Of course, then we'd have to do a poll on Kirk versus Boba. Obviously Kirk would win, he was the only one to beat the 'no win scenario.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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