jonathan7 Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Some pro-urinal therapy people have suggested that the following Bible verse, says the Biblical God is in favour of drinking your own pee. "Drink water from your own cistern, running water from your own well". What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 That's about all I can say. Aside from drinking my own urine is not appealing thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I think I’m no longer thirsty. I'm also disgusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mur'phon Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 With promises of gems like this one, I think I might have to actually read the bible:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stream Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Well I'll try anything once.... runs to yon crap house. --Stream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 And people wonder why I'm an atheist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 @Matt: If you're going to attempt this, I can't help but think you should have stayed at the hospital a while longer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stream Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 No point in that son, it's NHS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 The Bible says a lot of wonderful things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 The Bible says a lot of wonderful things. Yes. A certain story of David and 1000...something comes to mind.... But this is nice as well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedak Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I think this is a good time to promote the movie Religulous. Great movie, rent it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 The pro-urinal people need to learn the definition of 'cistern' and 'your own well', which is not 'your own pee'. Sheesh. There's nothing wrong with the verse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathan7 Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 The pro-urinal people need to learn the definition of 'cistern' and 'your own well', which is not 'your own pee'. Sheesh. There's nothing wrong with the verse. Except its fluid like nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Sheesh. There's nothing wrong with the verse. Those things about burying your nocturnal emissions outside of the camp, not getting to go to heaven with mutilated testicles, and putting gays to death are pretty clear though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adavardes Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'm by no means a fan of Christianity. Not in the slightest. Still, I was under the impression that metaphorical meanings were the name of the game when it comes to the bible. I doubt it means to literally drink from your own "cistern" or "well", but rather has another meaning of self-reliance or something Christian that I'm not even gonna bother pretending to care about. Those things about burying your nocturnal emissions outside of the camp, not getting to go to heaven with mutilated testicles, and putting gays to death are pretty clear though. Don't forget the part that other cultures are heathens and need to be forced to heed the word of the Christian God or suffer a painful death, or that women are at fault for ruining paradise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Except its fluid like nature So are a few other things we may or may not drink. @Adavardes--the verse is saying "don't steal water from your neighbor"--an important concept in a desert culture. Samnmax--if you could find the verses where those things are specified, I'd appreciate it. I don't believe I've read any of those, though I may have missed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathan7 Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 Moved discussion and debate over Bible passages to here; http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=196065 Please continue serious discussion there. This is meant to be a thread about Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! - j7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salzella Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 if that's the case, shouldn't we rename it The Pee Thread or something? because at the moment its infested with Religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 "And Verily, the Lord Jesus Christ turned thy number 1s into wine, and thy number 2s into bread - and the fruits of thine water closet did saveth them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 You know, I began to think about it, and drinking pee isn't all that bad. I mean if it's a last resort in an area devoid of water, I know survival books do say that drinking your pee could be a saving motion. So if that verse means what we think it means, it's not all that off of what's needed to survive in a bad situation....BUT ONLY AS A LAST RESORT! {I hope:D} Heheh, very hilarious verse, Astor! Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I think it's safe to say that, because the topic is important to her, she's rather pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 You're such a whizz at figuring these things out, Hallucination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Is that your way of saying "Urine trouble now!"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 I guess it's true then: astronauts are closer to God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Is that your way of saying "Urine trouble now!"?*sigh* that was just horrible... HORRIBLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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