ChAiNz.2da Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 OK Gang, I've been on and off the Forums a little bit, so I'm not sure if this little jewel has made it to AHTO yet.. please forgive me if everyone has already been submitted to this.. hehehe Kids toys these days: and yeah, it's a real toy: http://www.hasbro.com/default.cfm?page=browse&product_id=17359# ------------------ Yeah yeah, I know what you're thinking.. and my mind downspiraled just as fast but I thought this would make for a good chuckle or two Comments?
Jae Onasi Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Well, _I_ think it's kind of gross (and naughty you, ChAiNz ). However, my son's at just the right age to find it great fun (in a clean way.) I'm not getting it for him--I don't want to have to clean up that mess. And if some wicked family member gets it for him, it'll conveniently disappear to be replaced by something far less messy.
Pavlos Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 What the...? I can honestly say that I have never encountered anything of this level of... insanity (Excepting a few ahtonauts.) Among the questions entering my mind are: "What the hell?" and "Whaa?!" Yes, supersoakers were fun and all that but whoever decided to make this has a mind that works in odd ways... Do you think that the designer is a seven year old child?
mimic666 Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 LMAO, too bad they used kids for this, they should've used a college guy and some cheerleaders. Ha ha ha Bio-Ooze!
Reclaimer Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 LMAO, too bad they used kids for this, they should've used a college guy and some cheerleaders. Ha ha ha Bio-Ooze! Lol, agreed.
RaV™ Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 YES! I've been waiting for one of these to come out! Yes!..just kidding. What will people think of next..?
MTV2 Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 "Major Pumping Required" haha. i wonder whats in the "ooze" stuff...
Samnmax221 Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 I'm wondering if hasbro had figured out that this is a bad idea
Jae Onasi Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 "Major Pumping Required" haha. i wonder whats in the "ooze" stuff... We have a "special" book for you that can explain it all.
90SK Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 I'm not sure what's worse: The general concept of "Oozinator", or what that guy did with it.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 @Skye- Or perhaps where the idea came (kekeke) from?
RedHawke Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 I'm not sure what's worse: The general concept of "Oozinator", or what that guy did with it. Agreed!
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 If I lived with people who weren't so uptight (like I'm sure you all, like, totally aren't;)) I'd buy a couple and go John Woo on em'! @Jae, That requires a "special" book? You do mean Playboy, right? @Sky, Give him a break, he probably couldn't afford Viagra and didn't want to lose his girl:xp:
Sabretooth Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 I'm not sure what's worse: The general concept of "Oozinator", or what that guy did with it. Amen, my brother.
lord ignarn Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 The next will be something like: "Little bastard molotov kit. Make safely your first molotov cocktail and burn your teachers car or your neighbourgs hair. Includes a Zippo for smoking your first cigarrette." Or similar to this. And they said that playing videogames created violence...
Mace MacLeod Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 LOL! Oh man, that's great! The ultimate sadistic toy to get your obnoxious in-laws' kids for christmas. "Here, little Johnny! Now don't use this in the house now! *wink, nudge* Ask your mommy to explain the extra pumping action part!"
TSR Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 ^^^oh dear and why are all kids sterotyped as being little johnny?
ChAiNz.2da Posted May 5, 2006 Author Posted May 5, 2006 If you really want a good laugh, read the 'comments' on the Oozinator over at Amazon.com... priceless... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000BXJ0L6/103-1455473-1657408?v=glance
Bob Lion54 Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 If you really want a good laugh, read the 'comments' on the Oozinator over at Amazon.com... priceless... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000BXJ0L6/103-1455473-1657408?v=glance The comments are fragging great! My favourite- I first discovered how fun my Oozinator Blaster was when I was in 7th grade. Ever since then, about 7 years later, I've been having a great time with my Oozinator. It just never seems to get old, its even better to play with friends too! I've found myself shooting friends with the Oozinator plaster all over the place, my bedroom, my couch, in my car, in a movie theater, in bathrooms, anywhere is a fun place to have you and a friend play with the Oozinator. This one time I even got these two girls Catie and Amanda to play with my Oozinator at the same time! Anyone notice this? hehe Customers tagged this item with..... bukkake blaster (4)............. christianity - children (1)...... water sports (1).... I don't see how Christianity fits in, but the others are perfect. Seriously, what was Hasbro thinking? EDIT: Seems the video has been made private. I saw it yesterday, but I wanted to show a friend. Oh well...
Sabretooth Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Bwahaha. Now that's class comedy! bukkake blaster (4), ooze (2), michael jackson (2), bukkake (2), kid stuff (2), christianity - children (1), spooge (1), back blaster (1), skeet skeet (1), bio-goo (1), sticky (1), childrens classics (1), right in the eye (1), skeet (1), water sports (1) my classmates love my oozinator!, May 4, 2006 Reviewer: firechill (Allentown, PA United States) - See all my reviews Being the new kid in school, I didn't really have any friends. I would constantly come home crying to my mom and she tried EVERYTHING to make me feel better.. making me cookies, reading me stories.. everything. Until one day she told me to show the other boys my Oozinator. I was sort of nervous at first because I didn't think they would want to see it, but boy was I wrong. My new friend jimmy couldn't keep his hands off of it! Recess was awesome. The boys would gather round and goo would go flying all over the place.. in my hair, all over everyones faces, even the teachers and principal enjoyed playing with my oozinator. It was the best recess ever and I will never forget it! EXTREME Spring Break blast-o-rama!!!!, May 4, 2006 Reviewer: Pete Stroker - See all my reviews I discovered this little baby down in Daytona on Spring Break. I had it at the hotel & took it down by the pool where all the Spring Break girls were working on their tans. After a couple 6 packs and a lot of pumping, I had managed to squirt ooze on all of them! They looked pretty disgusted and a couple of guys with them roughed me up, but I managed to get my ooze on them too. It was lots of fun, only now I'm not allowed back at the hotel. Well worth the money!
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