TiE23 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/16/video-games-criminal-training-for-liberal-teens.aspx http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx Technicians working for Jack discovered a hidden feature or “mod” for the Grand Theft Auto game called “Hot Coffee” This took the form of a sequence where the player earns points by committing felonies (e.g. Murder, Rape, Carjacking). If the player achieves enough “felony kudos points” then he is rewarded by an explicit homosexual pornographic sequence. This was not the only game from Take Two containing a hidden pornographic mod. For example a year later the same company released “Elder Scrolls Oblivion”, a Live Playing Game or LPG that once again invites the player to brawl and worship false-gods in a medieval fantasy inspired world. Right after I'm done watching gay porn on GTA I'm off to go worship in my Sixth House cult praying for death and destruction to bless our world. Very funny site, I'm 95% sure it's a joke site. That or a member of the KKK got a hold of a computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I blame Dungeons & Dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Yeah, all that running around in sewers and killing alligators and pretending to cast spells is such a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I don't want to be Elfstar anymore!11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Oh wow. I hope my grandma doesn't find that website. She'll start interrogating me about all the games I own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 AVE! HAVE YOU BEEN KILLING THE ELDERLY AND MOLESTING BABIES AGAIN!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 My God! God hates Linux users and Red Hot Chili Peppers? Where is the benevolence? Funny site tho'. I wish more American Republicans were like that so the rest of the world can laught at USA some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I wish more American Republicans were like that so the rest of the world can laugh at USA some more We hardly stop laughing as it is. It is only their foreign policy that stops us laughing. because that is often scary. On to the article... -------------------------- Pok-e-men evolve! What a harmful message to be sending to kids! How dare those Japanese b******s, they are spreading evil lies! "The Bible tell us that enemies of God will show no mercy in their attempt to lead us astray from the true path, likewise we must attack with all the Strength which we have been given." OK, so that quote is actually about the book of Origin (Stargate SG-1), I just replaced "Book of Origin" with "Bible" and "the Ori" with "God", however it does seem to sum up how a lot of Christians (particularly in America) think. I feel really sorry for his niece, who's favourite book is the bible. Maybe I should start my own badly researched campaign against something. I know how about a campaign to make religion "adult material". It would be banned from being taught as fact to anyone under the age of 18. No-one under the age of 18 should be allowed to go to church (or chapel/mosque/temple), and if they do want to their parents should be looked up with the charge of brainwashing their kids (which they have clearly done if they want to go to church) and the kids should be taken into care for de-programming. You have to admit that this proposed campaign is about as sensible as "the Freedom blog", which incidentally, has very little to do with freedom, sure you are free to follow God or be destroyed (metaphorically, for now at least), but it isn't exactly the sort freedom America supposedly stands for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I don't like where this is heading... Anyways, with all the factual errors I'm pretty sure this must be a joke. But these nuts have surprised me before, and I've learned that human stupidity and ignorance knows no boundaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 ...I've learned that human stupidity and ignorance knows no boundaries. Hence The Darwin Awards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 hahah looks like a bloody kid wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDM Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 My God! God hates Linux users and Red Hot Chili Peppers? Where is the benevolence? Funny site tho'. I wish more American Republicans were like that so the rest of the world can laught at USA some more haAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA oh damn it HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA "Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”. It concerns a group of teenage human “Pokemon-Hunters” or “Pokemaniacs” and their adventures in Pokemon-land populated by fictional creatures called Pokemen (pronounced Pokey-Men) ." Holy crap this quote is worth its while in pure solid gold... But anyway, STR is a satirical humour blog, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 My God! God hates Linux users and Red Hot Chili Peppers? Where is the benevolence? your open source philosophy disgusts me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Isn't satire wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 i played Turok 2 when i was 12. I come off as insensitive sometimes but i never killed anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?productID=624 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 29, 2007 Author Share Posted April 29, 2007 i played Turok 2 when i was 12. I come off as insensitive sometimes but i never killed anybody. Unreal when I was 8, I win! : P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 lol jmac ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Wow...that site is meant to be a joke, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I want one of those t-shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Unreal when I was 8, I win! : P Doom when I was 7. I winz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Doom when I was 7. I winz! Doom when I was 6 ! I pwnz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Murder when I was in the wombs. I winz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Where I grew up, our "first person shooter" was dodge ball. With rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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