Taak Farst Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 *sits atop a big stone throne, about to herd all the christians into a dimly lit room, with speakers around. About to laugh so hard into a microphone* Where the **** is your rapture then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Don't go grouping all the Christians in with these guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Worst. Rapture. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 *sits atop a big stone throne, about to herd all the christians into a dimly lit room, with speakers around. About to laugh so hard into a microphone* Where the **** is your rapture then? You should just stop talking until you hit puberty. Maybe even about a decade past that, come to think of it. In other news, gonna get me one of these t-shirts for work on Monday: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Oh look, we're all still here. That's a surprise. Where the **** is your rapture then? So the Rapture is stupid? What about Moon Landing conspiracies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Worst. Rapture. Ever. I don't know. Sure it wasn't as good as 1994 or even 1999, but I had a nice dinner with friends and the beer was cold. It really could have been worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Where the **** is your rapture then? They're hanging out with the people who deny the moon landing, 9/11, and the holocaust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Worst. Rapture. Ever. Wasn't that bad... got to watch Kurt Russell kick ass against Lo Pan. But anyway, I'm already bored of all of this, it was fun to make fun of it while it was happening but now it's lame again... *finds something else to amuse himself* oh look, a butterfly... *follows it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I've caught some pokemon and planted a flat of flowers. Might have some rum in my coffee later to celebrate. I don't think God will mind too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 maybe its more like Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordVader1 Posted May 21, 2011 Author Share Posted May 21, 2011 Uh O - ITS 5:42 And they Say Earthquake in 18 Min Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I have photographic proof of exactly why the Rapture will not happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blix Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Great now I have to return my Beyond Thunder Dome attire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I must admit, part of me is a bit disappointed. Now I have to work the rest of the long weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavlos Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JebusJM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 There are so many things I haven't done in my life yet... I haven't even seen Pirates 4 yet. Got to see it before I was lifted into heaven. You guys really should see this, Jesus' computer kicks ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salzella Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I must admit, part of me is a bit disappointed. Now I have to work the rest of the long weekend. bit disappointed myself to be honest. bit of oblivion would go down well, as i can't see myself being spared if the rapture ever does come round fo realz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Well, the Mayans are now on the clock for upcoming end of the world predictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawathehutt Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 The TV channel Oxygen gave a first look at Paris Hiltons new show yesterday. As far as I'm concerned, I think that pastor might have been right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltiades Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Well, the Mayans are now on the clock for upcoming end of the world predictions. Mayans are smarter in their predictions. Predict it to be far into the future, so there's no chance of being shown wrong in front of the camera, with all the shame that comes with it. (Of course, the Mayans never predicted the end of the world to be 2012) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Got to see it before I was lifted into heaven. You guys really should see this, Jesus' computer kicks ass. Yeah, well my imaginary computer kicks ass too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taak Farst Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 @Astor and Jae why such flaming!?!?! rtthkesthpoijaeth EDIT: Hold on Jae, when did I say I didn't believe in the holocaust? my issue with the holocaust is that people only seem to recognise the Jewish part of it, when there were actually a lot more than just jews that were killed in the camps. @Topic Oh well, Hell will be fun anyways. I mean come on, how many people in the world AREN'T actually going to hell? Hell's gonna be cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 So it looks like Harold Camping has gone... camping... or something. I guess anyone would disappear if they made themselves the laughing stock of the whole world. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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